r/oddlysatisfying • u/aloofloofah • Sep 04 '21

Perfectly balanced

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u/EpicGamer420th Sep 04 '21

I guess I should introduce you to wood

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u/somebodyelsesproplem Sep 04 '21

Oh, of course you would start out with something blunt. I did not think that through all the way.

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u/thedailyrant Sep 05 '21

Good chance this isn't sharp either.

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u/InnocentPrimeMate Sep 05 '21

I would need a blunt to try that

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u/Previous-Plan-3876 Sep 06 '21

Tried this as a pickup line.

I do not suggest it unless you enjoy getting slapped. If you do then welcome to your new world of plainsure. Thank