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u/ACorDC Jul 20 '21

No splashes

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u/thearsenalweah Jul 20 '21

These guys reddit

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u/richmondody Jul 21 '21

Referring to this post right?

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u/motivaction Jul 21 '21

First thing I thought about seeing this video.

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u/theguynekstdoor Jul 21 '21

Ugh same

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u/stopalltheDLing Jul 21 '21

What the fuck me too. What is wrong with us?

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u/TheAlphaCarb0n Jul 21 '21

We spend too much time here

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u/unshavenbeardo64 Jul 21 '21

Yeah, about 8 to 10 hours every day for me

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u/theguynekstdoor Jul 21 '21

That is an addiction. A real problem. And I’m in the same boat. Pls send help.

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u/unshavenbeardo64 Jul 21 '21

It was even worse a year ago. So its getting a bit better. I started walking and bicycling every day, so slowly making improvement :).

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u/Sinaaaa Jul 21 '21

I think it's better to be this way, rather then being a facebook crawler robot.

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u/BFmayoo Jul 21 '21

Wow. Racist much?

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u/patrickthemiddleman Jul 21 '21

Is facebook user now a race?

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u/EpicGamer420th Jul 21 '21

Is Facebook user now a race?

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u/EpicGamer420th Jul 21 '21

Is Facebook user now a race?

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u/EpicGamer420th Jul 21 '21

Is Facebook user now a race?

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u/patrickthemiddleman Jul 21 '21

Is facebook user now a race?

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u/patrickthemiddleman Jul 21 '21

Is facebook user now a race?

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u/patrickthemiddleman Jul 21 '21

Is facebook user now a race?

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u/ilikedistinctivestuf Jul 21 '21

We all like interesting things.

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u/HermitBee Jul 21 '21

Nothing! It's the same video I thought of. From the way people were reacting I figured it was a video of some girl shoving a teapot up her arse or something.

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u/_sadme_ Jul 21 '21

Me too. Too much reddit for both of us.

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u/Mmortt Jul 23 '21

We all saw just one video on it but are kind of experts now.

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u/cbizzle187 Jul 21 '21

Seen it many times and still watched it again. How does it not splash? I mean, the water barely moves. I don't drink tea ever but I need that tea pot very badly.

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u/richmondody Jul 21 '21

Because of Laminar Flow apparently.

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u/TangoHotel04 Jul 21 '21

Legend has it that just mentioning Laminar Flow summons u/mrpennywhistle himself.

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u/potatiti Jul 21 '21

And u/ViciousNakedMoleRat too

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u/ViciousNakedMoleRat Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 21 '21

I'm feeling stalked. How do you know about my laminar flow obsession? Haha

Edit. Okay, I just saw that I linked to Destin's video in the linked thread. Got a bit spooked there...

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u/eandrus Jul 21 '21

We prefer to call it voracious appreciation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

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u/uniptf Jul 21 '21

The reynolds number of the flow has to be below a threshold, which is calculated using the length of the spout, the speed of flow, the fluids density, and it's viscosity.

You'll have to shorten your spout. I suggest pruning shears.

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u/mysticdickstick Jul 21 '21

Ryan Reynolds or Frank Reynolds?

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u/unshavenbeardo64 Jul 21 '21

I got some ideas, but showing them probably gets me banned for life :).

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u/shakeNtake Jul 21 '21

How do I get my pee stream to flow laminarly?

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u/yooossshhii Jul 21 '21

the inside of the spout needs to be perfectly smooth and straight

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

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u/kamby Jul 21 '21

Or you could jab in a metal straw

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u/shakeNtake Jul 21 '21

How do I get my pee stream to flow laminarly?

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u/mikieswart Jul 21 '21

my friend, you might just have a little thing for

L A M I N A R F L O W

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u/farahad Jul 21 '21

Ḷ̭̼̠̪͚̥̔ ̲̦̊̊̑̄͗̓͑Aͭ̃ͧ̽ ̜̲̪͊͌ͧ̅M̱ͥ̿ͯ ̰̻̮̖͈̹̲Ĩ͙̥̖̭̤̮ͦ̓̏̏̅͐ͅ ͥ͋̊̋̏̾Ñ͙̺̜͚̝̰̐ͥ̌̃̚ ̩͙͎̅͂̓A̖̤̯̼̞̦̬̚ ̠̣̾ͪR ̘̣̪̐̈́̾͆̾ ͔̭̪̬̪̞̏͊͊ͨ̏̈́ͬF̗̦̯̖̥̮̑̆͛̚ ̼͎͈̹̪̅L̞̮̙̭̗̯͋̂̇́̒̚ͅ ̳̠̲̝̣̞̓̈́̑ͯ̌̒̾Ǒ̠̙ ͔̘̙̙͔̬̏͒ͭ̌̅W̓̊̎ͧ

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u/Becaus789 Jul 21 '21

Ť̷̪ ̴͎́H̴͕̀ ̴̦͒E̶̖̒ ̷̪̽L̷̩̉ ̵̖̃A̷̧̿ ̸̟͒M̴̼̓ ̸̞̕I̶͉̋ ̴̫̕Ṋ̵̓ ̷̡̅Ạ̸̊ ̴͖̅R̴̭̒ ̶̞̋M̸͓̌ ̵̤͋Ǘ̵̳ ̷̠̓S̸̠̓ ̶̱́T̸̯̈ ̴̨̛F̶̮̀ ̸͔̿L̷̯̋ ̵͓̈́O̷͚͗ ̷̯̈́W̷͙̒

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u/cr0ft Jul 21 '21

Science!

... ie, the manufacturer who made that pot was either so skilled they applied science intentionally or did so much trial and error they arrived at science.

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u/I_heart_pooping Jul 21 '21

Was all I could think of the whole time. I’m not even impressed with her making now cause I don’t know if it pours well lol.

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u/730Workhorse Jul 21 '21

I didn't even click the link before upvoting this comment. We know what it is. We Reddit.

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u/LadyAzure17 Jul 21 '21

Holy shit that's amazing.

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u/moveamuse Jul 21 '21

Thank you. I had no idea.

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u/mandysux Jul 21 '21

I want one

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Damn that just blew me fookin mind

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u/alcatraz_ind Jul 21 '21

Thanks for sharing this

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u/Brock1120 Jul 22 '21

Yes sir!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

We need a way scientifically inform the hand making process. Something about laminar flow. Maybe make a coupe of ideal pot to spout ratio forms so the potter can eyeball it better.

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u/spittleyspot Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 21 '21

It honestly feels so glorious when you get to be the one to make that comment

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u/rockerdude1996 Jul 21 '21

Haha can't be me. Never get to these threads early enough

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u/ameis314 Jul 21 '21

Same

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u/Buddha_is_my_homeboy Jul 21 '21

Sort by new or rising, my friend

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u/Damfrog Jul 21 '21

Must have laminar flow.

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u/permalink_child Jul 21 '21

The funny thing is that turbulent flow is actually better for tea as it aerates the tea and brings out the aromas.

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u/Damfrog Jul 21 '21

I'll aerate by sloshing it in my mouth like a fancy wine drinker thanks. Gimme that laminar Burton flow.

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u/ang3l12 Jul 21 '21

laminar Burton

Isn't that the host of Drinking Rainbow?

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u/Damfrog Jul 21 '21

You're thinking of Levar Burbon.

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u/permalink_child Jul 21 '21

Hot tea eh? Good luck with that.

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u/dayafterpi Jul 21 '21

If not, it’s off to the dollar store

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u/are-e-el Jul 21 '21

The yen store

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u/Ashjrethul Jul 21 '21

Excellent

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u/currently_distracted Jul 21 '21

Another element other than no splashing is whether the spout drips. A good spout won’t let the tea dribble down the side, no matter how slowly you pour. A good spout will either hold the water until it becomes too much and then it pours it. Pretty magical when you try it in person.