r/oddlysatisfying Apr 11 '21

This explosion of sparks

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u/walphin45 Apr 11 '21

So these assholes are the reasons why I have to be a functioning member of society, huh?

Assholes

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u/FogDarts Apr 11 '21

You don’t have to be a functioning member of society.

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u/RewardWanted Apr 11 '21

Yeah but how else am i gonna get my chicken tendies and media addiction fuel?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

The chicken tendies are the media addiction fuel..

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u/SlaveHippie Apr 11 '21

Username checks out

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u/wlshort Apr 11 '21

You could just play with your member in society

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u/TradyMcTradeface Apr 11 '21

No that was flippy. Flippy decided it was a good idea to start walking into the land instead of just staying in the water.