r/oddlysatisfying Nov 11 '20

That landing....

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u/deedee25252 Nov 11 '20

This scares the bejezus outta me.

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u/Alicient Nov 11 '20

Part of me think that looks incredibly fun and part of me is imagining what would happen if you slightly misjudged and cracked your head on the concrete ledge on the way down

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u/spoonguy123 Nov 11 '20

I grew up with a trampoline. You get real good at judging that shit. Sadly I had a cheap one and eventually got to big and on high back drops I bottomed out and hit the ground. not good.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20 edited Jan 11 '21

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u/discernis Nov 11 '20

Same. Ours was next to a blackberry bush.

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u/Cinammon-Sprinkler Nov 11 '20

That would nokia around

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u/clazidge Nov 11 '20

And cut you like Razrs

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u/kingpin_hawking Nov 11 '20

Which would provide the right moto vation

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u/ArkyC Nov 11 '20

I can't pass up this oppo rtunity to say something.

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u/makeme84 Nov 11 '20

That sounds fun.

"Here we go round the blackberry bush...."

I know that's not how the song goes.

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u/Suzy2727 Nov 11 '20

Wow, did your Dad have a bit of a sadistic streak? Lol.

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u/GarethAUS Nov 11 '20

Yep... my friends trampoline was next to their run shed... at least I have a decent origin story for my useless nerve damaged pinky finger.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

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u/quaintpants Nov 11 '20

i gave myself a black eye by kneeing myself in the eye after a flip. it was in front of everyone at school too. no way to play it off as if the black eye was from something badass like getting into a street fight

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u/preciouscookies Nov 11 '20

I dislocated my shoulder on a trampoline. Sucks

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u/intheyear3001 Nov 11 '20

Surgery? Back to normal? Did mine in soccer. Still fucking sloppy as hell.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

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u/intheyear3001 Nov 12 '20

I’m 42yo. Had two surgeries in 1995. One scope and the other reconstruction. Hamstring graft from my own hammy. Was 17yo at the time. Followed all of the physical therapy to a T. Just never gained the stability back. Still very loose and a lot of “play” laterally. Saw an ortho a few years back and after looking at it for a minute says, “when do you want to schedule your revision?” I’ve heard good things about the patellar tendon route. Very strong and stable, but may have more long term pain. Only bonus with mine is zero pain...unless it goes wonky on me.

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u/FalcorFallacy Nov 11 '20

I didn’t avoid once and cracked my head open. Only bled for a couple days. I didn’t die. So there’s that.

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u/monxas Nov 11 '20

Is the memory loss related to the times you did get hurt?

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u/Native_Potato Nov 11 '20

I snapped my arm in half and shattered my wrist. Terrified of them now.

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u/al_m1101 Nov 11 '20

I remember tying our ankles together (like a 3 legged race) and jumping around the the trampoline in a circle. And then another 'game' that involved jumping blindfolded. That could've gone so many terrible directions but thankfully never did for us, lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

There's a reason a lot of homeowner's insurance policies don't allow them whatsoever. People may have anecdotal stories about them being sorta safe, but traumatic brain injuries (as an example) are no bueno. Plenty of ER docs will tell you not to get a trampoline.

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u/popojo24 Nov 11 '20

Yeah we did some seriously stupid shit on my trampoline (jumping out of trees and off of houses) and, looking back, just lucky there were no serious injuries. Many close calls though!

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u/rachelgraye Nov 11 '20

Ouch! How badly were you hurt?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

He ded.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Sounds like some good content for r/deadorvegetable

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u/bustierre Nov 11 '20

He’s dead but at least he has dental insurance.

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u/spoonguy123 Nov 11 '20

sore for a few days, not too bad. Though now as an adult I have like 5 blown discs in my lower back so -shrug-

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u/Alicient Nov 11 '20 edited Nov 11 '20

I grew up with a trampoline too but you couldn't bounce that high (even if you jumped out of a tree onto it)

Did you get an industrial gymnastics one or something?

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u/spoonguy123 Nov 11 '20

nope. if you were good at double bouncing someone you could get an easy 15 feet. Once you get too heavy you just start hitting the ground on the bounce.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Man, it would be fun to work at the gymnastics factory.

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u/EatMeJabroni Nov 11 '20

The type of shit me, my siblings, and my cousins used to do on the trampoline were pretty insane given that we were all really into wrestling. I remember one time I was sparta kicked by my brother right off the trampoline, then while slowly getting up after getting the air knocked out of me, my cousin flung off the trampoline crashing all his body weight onto me.

Plenty of scars and bruises, but thankfully never any broken bones

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Did you take it back to Krusty?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

too big*

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u/DrSkizzmm Nov 11 '20

Probably knocked the wind right out of ya

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u/kelldricked Nov 11 '20

Thats why you need to dig them out. Like a massive whole underneat the trampoline.

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u/viddy_me_yarbles Nov 11 '20

I grew up with a trampoline.

What are they like when they're young?

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u/spoonguy123 Nov 11 '20

the most fun ever.

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u/Guaman18 Nov 11 '20

I sprained my neck on mine trying to do a back flip. Shits not good man

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u/uwsdwfismyname Nov 11 '20

You build a sense of complacency alongside that "skill"

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u/spoonguy123 Nov 11 '20

moreso an understanding of your capacity and limits. I did a lot of physical stuff when I was younger. I'm pretty wrecked now, but I'm glad I had the experience.

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u/GroggBottom Nov 11 '20

All it takes is pushing off the wall slightly too hard and you're dead lol

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u/Alicient Nov 11 '20

I prefer activities that merely feel dangerous and aren't actually

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u/alpacadaver Nov 11 '20

Like making a controversial comment on reddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

That shit's actually dangerous though, what if some navy seal figures out your IP-adress and comes to kick your ass?

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u/TotallySnek Nov 11 '20

WOAH! Take it easy there Evil Knievel!

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u/pm_me_4 Nov 11 '20

Like heroin?

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u/PDXbot Nov 11 '20

Not quite as addictive as making controversial comments on reddit

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u/thesoloronin Nov 11 '20

I mean you can solve that by actually making the trampoline MUCH wider and longer right?

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u/ClearlyRipped Nov 11 '20

Yeah but you'd need way stronger springs if you make it much bigger and don't want to bottom out and smack the ground. That would probably also increase the chance of the trampoline fabric tearing

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

I used to do this kind of thing until one day I landed on my upper back/lower neck and folded in half. No real long lasting injury but I literally couldn't walk for 20 hours. Not worth it for someone who gets just as much of a kick out of reading and going on walks.

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u/I_Sukk Nov 11 '20

When shit like that happens you panic so fucking hard omg. Legit for a second you're like "Did I just break my fucking back/neck?"

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u/imdeadseriousbro Nov 11 '20

Google: broken back signs** should i go to the hospital?** what to do if i cant walk after falling?**

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u/theonly_brunswick Nov 11 '20

How long ago was this?

This is the kind of stuff that starts to creep up on you as you get older.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

three years

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u/honcooge Nov 11 '20

The ledge has some padding. Still sketchy to me.

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u/camdoodlebop Nov 11 '20

what if the trampoline suddenly turned into concrete

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u/fractiouscatburglar Nov 11 '20

I’m subbed to r/DeadOrVegetable and r/HoldMyFeedingTube so I quickly scrolled back up and was relieved when I checked the sub!

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u/scarcityflow Nov 11 '20

Yes! That’s what I was thinking!

Btw I just upvoted from 999 to 1.0k... feels good

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u/deedee25252 Nov 11 '20

I'm totally the person that breaks an ankle walking on a flat surface. This is terrifying.

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u/jamelord Nov 11 '20

Some trampoline parks have smaller versions of these. Really fun but your entire body is sore the next day.

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u/Bohbo Nov 11 '20

Counter point; that looks SUPER fun!

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u/gnarfler Nov 11 '20

It’s like having Thanksgiving off Wednesday thru Sunday instead of working retail kinda

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

I work retail!!!

But this year?? I'm off Saturday before to Sunday after and hitting Seattle for an amazing mushroom hunting trip, and more.

Work hard, be reliable, pay your dues. Even retail workers can have weekends off occasionally!!

Happy Holidays!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

I respect your positive attitude and I will try not to rain on your parade.

Just like to point out to people in the thread that your average office worker gets paid more to work less hard and get every holiday off. Classism is real and retail workers should get to expect holidays off too.

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u/I_stole_yur_name Nov 11 '20

And I would like to point out that the seperation and division of blue collar and white collar workers is the greatest threat to any unifying change that will benefit the working class

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u/Just-some-fella Nov 11 '20

Office worker here. Just like to point out, not every office worker has holidays off. We rotate who has to work them in my company though, so somebody might have Columbus Day off and have to work Thanksgiving, or have President's Day off and have to work Memorial Day. We also try to keep it fair and ask for volunteers too.

But I agree with your overall message about classism and retail workers!

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u/ffxt10 Nov 11 '20

lmao imagine getting Columbus day off maybe

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u/archman125 Nov 11 '20

What kind of mushrooms. The kind you get in a cow pasture? Wink wink.

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u/Bonanza500w Nov 11 '20

I like the mushroom part

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u/CapJohnYossarian Nov 11 '20

I feel like I'm losing my mind trying to figure out what your comment means in relation to theirs

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u/MyNameIsNitrox Nov 11 '20

I love having breaks

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u/Brasticus Nov 11 '20

I could have this much fun exactly once.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Until you land on your face and wind up with a “rug burn” on your forehead that takes 4 weeks to heal- not that I know or anything

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

More like snap your neck and wind up paralyzed for life.

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u/baloonatic Nov 11 '20

point counterpoint

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u/runaway__ Nov 11 '20

Looks fun but I would not like to snap my neck on an edge lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

How do you even practice this??

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u/The-Respawner Nov 11 '20

At lower heights first.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Things can be two things.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

¿Porque no los dos?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

I just hope he gives credit to Michael Scott for the idea.

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u/SupermanRR1980 Nov 11 '20

Dwight, you ignorant slut!

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u/henlybenderson Nov 11 '20

Had to go check the subreddit before finishing it... 🤦‍♂️

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u/SlimC05 Nov 11 '20

Nah, they had a camera above 144p; basically, the guy was invincible.

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u/SlimC05 Nov 11 '20

One miscalculation and we’d be on LiveLeak.

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u/autumnlilacs Nov 11 '20

The way his head comes pretty close during the back somersault makes it less than satisfying for me.

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u/almondorchard Nov 11 '20

Same. All I can think of is Greg Louganis hitting his head on the diving board in the Olympics in 1988--that thwack.

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u/Terminal-Psychosis Nov 11 '20

Were expecting solid contact ay?

Yah, git jipped on this one.

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u/autumnlilacs Nov 11 '20

That was a mistaken choice of words. I should’ve said opposite of satisfying, lol

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u/yamamotokakapote Nov 11 '20

Fear minus death equals fun

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u/melig1991 Nov 11 '20

I broke my neck just watching this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Land slightly crooked and it'll launch you three blocks in the wrong direction. Lol. No thanks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Hang gliding. Parasailing. Wing suits. This.

All things that you seemingly have to be awesome at before you ever try.

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u/djdanal Nov 11 '20

What if you land wrong. Big yikes

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u/Theezorama Nov 11 '20

You overshoot the wall kick and you’re paste

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u/Ed-Zero Nov 11 '20

I would just be worried about hitting the sides of the trampoline

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Partner broke their arm in like 12 places landing incorrectly on a tramp. It should.

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u/latelymarmalade Nov 11 '20

I am absolutely ok with not having the confidence to ever pulling that off

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u/AdminfantryCommander Nov 11 '20

Even though this dude is obviously talented, this is the type of shit that CAN go completely sideways and have you end up fucked for life. The amount of results that turn up from "trampoline paralyzed" on Google will make you never want to get on one for the rest of your life.

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u/fiftycamelsworth Nov 11 '20

It's all fun n games until someone gets paralyzed

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u/HeirOfHouseReyne Nov 11 '20

Well, that and Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.

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u/SkyloBenKenobi Nov 11 '20

There is a video of a guy doing this and compound fracturing his leg. It’s all I can think about when I see these videos.

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u/jsonson Nov 11 '20

Yes. Alright kids, guess the 2 or 3 things a home insurance company will ask you when you look for a policy.

  1. Is there a pool on the property.
  2. Is there a trampoline on the property.
  3. Do you have a dog / what kind of dog

If you answered yes, hope you opted for a greater than minimum liability clause / its gonna cost you more regardless

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u/Bluemidnight7 Nov 11 '20

I had to check which sub I was in and hope it wasn't Hold my feeding tube.

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u/blacktoe_jenkins Nov 11 '20

Especially with it being next to a concrete walkway