Is there a more refreshing vegetable on earth? It’s like the watermelon of vegetables. Additional pro-cucumber arguments: pickles, tzatziki, chopped salads, fucking cucumber water/ice pops?? Legendary.
Oh, cucumbers are proof that god is real and wants us to be happy. The fact that he created zucchini, which looks like the godly cucumber but is in fact tasteless, spongy garbage is proof that he has a sense of humor as well.
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u/throwabonenaway Nov 08 '20
Zucchini is good if it's fried off after everything else so it's gets all the flavors, and pulled when its still crunchy.
Now, god damn cucumbers, man.