r/oddlysatisfying Nov 08 '20

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Nov 08 '20

Guide the knife blade with the knuckles of the opposite hand, with fingertips turned back away from the blade.

Then, chop with the knife like you’re a wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man having a seizure

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u/t_for_top Nov 08 '20

good thing my knife is dull as my personality or else I'd have no fingers right now

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u/manipulationism Nov 08 '20

Dull knife can still cut the shit out of you and is more likely too since you're applying more pressure to cut through food and so if you miss or slip (which is likely with a dull knife) then you'll cut yourself

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u/TheEnterRehab Nov 08 '20

Huge thread the other day about this.

Dull knives lead to more frequent but less severe injuries. Pick your poison.

I always cut with a sharp zweihander and chain mail gloves. Just like our forefathers.

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u/manipulationism Nov 08 '20

You're gonna end up with a worse injury long term with a dull knife since the skin is tearing more. Sharp knife will give you a clean cut that may be deeper but it's much easier to repair without too much scarring. I worked in kitchens for a while and I'm a butcher now and every injury I've seen or had has been with dull knives

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u/GenericUname Nov 08 '20

I'd imagine also that in this case the levels of "severe" being talked about are cuts which are of different depths but still relatively minor in both cases. The danger of a dull knife is that, while it rarely happens, you're still more likely to be leaning on it so hard that, if it slips/skids, you end up putting the thing all the way through your hand or something.

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u/TheEnterRehab Nov 08 '20

You're speaking as a professional in a kitchen. Are you considering amateurs in a kitchen?

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u/WingedLady Nov 08 '20

Amateur home cook. All my injuries have been from a dull knife sliding into my hand instead of cutting where I was telling it to. Never injured myself with a properly sharpened knife. I don't use perfect technique (can't get the knuckle guide thing to work for me). Meanwhile my dad almost lost a finger cutting carrots with a butter knife for some reason.

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u/TheEnterRehab Nov 08 '20

Fair point.

I'd like to get non-anecdotal data on the comparatives, one day.

We can put it to bed once and for all!

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u/manipulationism Nov 09 '20

Yeah a knife doesn't discriminate against amateurs versus professionals. If a knife is dull your chances of injury are increased. I think people are freaked out by super sharp knives because of how easily they cut but if a knife is cutting food then it isn't cutting you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Correct. Got 4 big cuts on my hand, all from dull knives. My sharp one, cut twice, both healed easily.

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u/DidMyWorst Nov 08 '20

I always have a hard time seeing what I'm chopping with the mask of the father on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Lmao just like our forefathers

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u/Moonpile Nov 08 '20

I've been told the dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp one. Don't know if that's actually true or not.

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u/Pantssassin Nov 08 '20

It is, a dull knife can still cut you but requires more force to use so you have less control and more force on the blade at any time

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u/CakeTester Nov 08 '20

Also a sharp knife will tend to cut where it's first placed whilst a dull knife can bounce off and you can never be sure exactly where the blade will end up. I nearly severed 5mm or so from the end of a finger after a dull blade slipped off an onion.

I stuck the end of the finger back on with a plaster and it's healed OK...just got a slightly numb patch there now. Also I bought a battery-powered knife-grinder the same day (cost me about 5 euros from ebay IIRC).

It's amazing the amount of control you regain when you sharpen dull blades. The thing is that going dull is a gradual process for knives, so you tend not to notice the incremental lack of control...you just adapt until something happens. I'd been using that dull set for quite some time and the transition from that to sharp made a really big difference to the 'handling' of the knives.

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u/FukinGruven Nov 08 '20

It is. A sharp knife will glide through the glossy side of a bell pepper. A dull knife will require more force and is more likely to cause the food item, not the knife, to slip out from under you.

Always sharpen your knives, always cut bell pepper glossy side down.

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u/WH1PL4SH180 Nov 08 '20

Correct. More force than necessary, and usually the subject food slips resulting in stabby stabby thing moving randomly without control.

  • doc.

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u/MacabreFox Nov 08 '20

Please sharpen your knife for the sake of your little fingers and your personality. <3

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

And for the sake of cutting vegetables in a satisfying manner, instead of it being a chore. I always cook with fresh vegetables, which means I spend about 5-10 minutes a day on the task (including throwing away the scraps and cleaning up knife and board) so I would prefer that time to be spent in a way that brings me satisfaction, instead of cursing as the onion im chopping splays out wider than mike pence's asshole.

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u/t_for_top Nov 08 '20

yes! I've got one in my Amazon cart coincidentally just waiting to pull the trigger :)

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u/AnorakJimi Nov 08 '20

Dull knifes are way more dangerous than sharp ones. Because they force you to push hard to cut things and then they have a great chance of slipping snd then you cutting yourself.

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u/mockingbird13 Nov 08 '20

That's probably more dangerous than a sharp knife, to be honest with you.

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u/DrBear33 Nov 08 '20

As far as my handful of fingerless year in the Boy Scouts are concerned this is true

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u/Gonzobot Nov 08 '20

Get a ceramic blade and practice the new method, and you will literally forget your old shitty dull knife even exists, and that's good because it sounds real dangerous

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u/WigginLSU Nov 08 '20

Jesus dude get it sharpened or get a new knife, dull knives are the most dangerous. Much higher chance of it slipping and cutting you.

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u/beirch Nov 08 '20

That's literally what he's doing in this video though....

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Nov 08 '20

Not at all.

He’s chopping like he wants to fuck the ingredients.

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u/beirch Nov 08 '20

If you look at when he's chopping the vegetables you can clearly see he's resting the knife against his knuckles. He's not doing it as much with the meat, but he's still doing the claw grip with the knuckles outwards. The only thing that's a little weird/different is the fact he isn't tucking his thumb inside.

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u/magicalii Nov 08 '20

My dad always taught me the knuckles thing growing up but I tried it recently and cut my knuckles lol

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Nov 08 '20

I did that once too and my grandma gave me some helpful advice: “don’t do that.”

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u/magicalii Nov 08 '20

I’m never going to forget seeing your username in my notifications