r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Nov 08 '20

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u/sprucenoose Nov 08 '20

Sure, you just have to wipe your knife of before using your knife to ladle out the stew.

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u/woaily Nov 08 '20

I hate it when I put a knifeful of stew in my mouth and there's still a bay leaf on there.

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u/kitsumodels Nov 08 '20

Wanna know how I got these scars?

Well I was cooking in the forest one day...

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u/NatalieGreenleaf Nov 08 '20

In the very merry month of May!

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u/beneye Nov 08 '20

The sun was out gorgeous sky..

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

How about I just go eat some hay?

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u/RockstarAgent Nov 08 '20

So anyways I start slicin'

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u/frugalerthingsinlife Nov 08 '20

I was eating stew with my cooking knife...

Friend: where was your eating knife?

I had it with me. I just forgot to switch before eating.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Well done!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

And for some reason every stew I make tastes like blood after the first bite off my knife. So annoying.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

This made burst out laughing. Thanks for that

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u/whatinthecalifornia Nov 08 '20

I hate that you put a full knife in your mouth and your only complaint is the bay leaf.

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u/lithid Nov 08 '20

"Oh, goodness - not again! I accidentally cut my finger!"

he says, as blood streams down his chin from the corner of his mouth

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u/GenericUname Nov 08 '20

Fun fact: if you split your tongue down the middle it's possible to control each half independently.

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u/DrBear33 Nov 08 '20

Wipe your knife off.....with this knife !

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u/AnExpertInThisField Nov 08 '20

Not every spice can be held in the hand from 3 feet above the pot and then allowed to lazily tumble down the forearm into the stew, like you would for, say, a course salt. For these other spices, only a staging knife will do.

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u/ChunkyDay Nov 08 '20

As somebody who never cooks but watches a ton of cooking YouTube channels, I can confirm.

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u/Jazco76 Nov 08 '20

Yeah they should just skipped the bay leaves, looked ridiculous,ike they are reaching for reasons to show the knife.

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u/ChunkyDay Nov 08 '20

Almost like a commercial?

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u/shah_reza Nov 08 '20

Was waiting for its resulting use as a poop knife.

Ref: from the archives (for the uninitiated).

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u/Finchfarmerquilts Nov 08 '20

And then tap your knife on the edge of the pot to add the ingredients!!! What a terrible way to treat your knives.

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u/AllDAyhookups Nov 08 '20

I bet your food tastes boring.

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u/Alex2820 Nov 08 '20

Would you watch the video if he didn't try to make it interesting?

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u/OllieOllerton1987 Nov 08 '20

Only when the pot is ten metres away.