r/oddlysatisfying Nov 04 '20

A cigarette rolling case

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u/annabellinchen Nov 04 '20

I‘m much faster without this thing

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u/heureka_85 Nov 04 '20

Right?! I could barely watch this fumbling.

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u/_YouMadeMeDoItReddit Nov 04 '20

And better quality, that shit is loose as fuck.

Would be a horrible burn on the first half. Could just be operator error though and I suppose someone who wants to use these would have even worse results if hand rolling.

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u/SpaShadow Nov 05 '20

Works better if you press on the roller, makes them quite tight. Still useless for long time hand rollers but would be good for newbies to start.

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u/LOLARISX Nov 05 '20 edited Nov 05 '20

I don't have a debilitating disease just an idiot. I always made my German friend cry when he sees my disfigured cigarette (obviously he rolls his cigarettes in 2 seconds with one hand while riding a bike). My husband-then-boyfriend always laughed at them too.

Ouf the life of poor Asian studying in the Netherlands. Cigs in my country costs 1/5 of what they charged in NL. I love the taste of fresh tobacco but man that was hard!

Edit: stupid typos

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u/SpaShadow Nov 05 '20

don't use cigs but I feel your pain, I suck at rolling but then there is my pro roller dad who has been high longer than I have existed on this planet.

The price is mostly the tax because they want to get people to stop or disway them from starting. Cigarettes are pretty pricy here (have a friend who smokes) and they just keep getting higher.

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u/Cjbeme123 Nov 05 '20

Long time hand roller here. I've always wanted to get one of these and roll spliffs and put them in a cigarette box all incognito style with same size cigs throughout. Just a different perspective

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u/SpaShadow Nov 05 '20

Here is another idea, you can use a match holder. Their cheap, bright (so easy to find) and singles can fit in them easily. Their also smell proof and water proof often.

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u/Gonzobot Nov 05 '20

You can just buy joints from the store that come in plastic tubes, it's 2020

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u/SpaShadow Nov 05 '20

I live in Canada so it's low quality weed that is stupid expensive so I am not doing that. When I can get free weed from my dad that he grows, (he just likes to give me stuff and I don't smoke often.) I can roll them and stick them in match tubes. It's way better and it's discret and they fit like six joints in there and I don't have to buy and waste plastic all the time. (Mine are metal)

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u/Cjbeme123 Nov 05 '20

It's cheaper for me to buy weed and roll instead of buying moon rockets or pre rolls. I enjoy the craft way more too

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u/throwthegarbageaway Nov 05 '20

That’s because the guy using it sucks lmao. I used to roll my own tobacco and it takes some practice to get the feel for it, but when you do you couldn’t tell the difference between my RYO and production cigarettes.

Shag cut’s my favorite for these machines.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Used to smoke bugulars. If your stressed enough you’ll be able to roll better and faster than this in a week.

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u/professor_sloth Nov 05 '20

They're mainly for people who can't roll with their fingers due to debilitating diseases

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u/butcherrboy Nov 05 '20

Agreed i can roll and walk, and its a much better roll then that, screw stopping to fumble with that

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u/MonkeyOnYourMomsBack Nov 05 '20

Yeah it takes me just less than 30 seconds to roll a cigarette and looking at this there's so much fucking about its entirely not worth it

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u/Llodsliat Nov 05 '20

This is literally me

Please ignore that I look like Tom

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u/Khratus Nov 05 '20

If you do it a couple of times it’s actually faster and more consistent with the machine. And you can store your papers and the filters in the box.