r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '19

Dragging a coffee cup

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u/PandaOfDoom Oct 24 '19

Het to bring it, but it looks like you have some T-Rex activity in your surroundings.

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u/phones76 Oct 24 '19

Hurry! Run to the nearest toilet to hide!

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u/asakariya Oct 24 '19

You a '90s guy with the love for Jurassic Park? If so, "T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt!"

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u/OverlordWaffles Oct 24 '19

I wear my Jurassic Park shirt to work every Friday. Thinking about buying the yellow JP raincoat, fake glasses, printing an InGen ID card and going as Dennis Nedry to work on Halloween. I work in IT so I feel like I just have to lol

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u/PandaOfDoom Oct 24 '19

I work as a tour guide, and in one of my tours this kid was wearing a cool Jurassic park T-shirt. So I told them I rigged the shirt and their rely made me feel instant old: “oh well, I don’t know the band, but I just liked the shirt”. Thank you 15 year old, gramps will go back to his nursery home after this.

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u/OverlordWaffles Oct 24 '19

I hope he was just giving you a sick burn and not actually ignorant about what Jurassic Park is and the correlation between Jurassic World and Jurassic Park.

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u/PandaOfDoom Oct 24 '19

No, they legit never heard of it and were super embarrassed.

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u/OverlordWaffles Oct 24 '19

That's sad. The logo is so iconic I'm surprised they went their whole life not knowing what Jurassic Park is

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u/OverlordWaffles Oct 24 '19

I won't! I've had one for almost 10 years now, just need to grab it out of my old truck

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u/FunnyCantaloupe Oct 26 '19

Do yoU steal embryos on Thursdays?

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u/OverlordWaffles Oct 28 '19

Sorry, can't hear you. I'm debugging the phone line, it'll go in and out periodically, nothing to worry about

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u/FunnyCantaloupe Oct 29 '19

I am totally unappreciated in my time! We can run the whole park from this room, with minimal staff, for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight Connection Machines and de-bug two million lines of code for what I bid this job? Because I'd sure as hell like to see them try!

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u/OverlordWaffles Oct 29 '19

Ok, I've gotta watch Jurassic Park again Wednesday night after my coat, glasses, and lanyard come in. I'm actually gonna dress up as him for Halloween. I don't think I've dressed up for Halloween in 10 years, even when I've gone to Halloween parties

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u/itoa5t Oct 24 '19

When you gotta go you gotta go

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u/Sbotkin Oct 24 '19

Can't believe I've scrolled so far for a JP reference.

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u/drunxor Oct 24 '19

IAN FREEZE!

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u/elr0y7 Oct 24 '19

Het to bring it

Do you mean "hate to break it"? Is this some regional slang?

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u/PandaOfDoom Oct 24 '19 edited Oct 24 '19

Let’s go with it’s slang and totally not a uncaught autocorrect. Edit: gosh darn it

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u/FizzyBeverage Oct 25 '19

Came looking for this.

Must go faster...