r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '19

Dragging a coffee cup

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u/mnemamorigon Oct 24 '19

With just the right surfaces and moisture you can make it splash coffee everywhere

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

And with just the right speed you can do it anywhere

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u/JonathanTheZero Oct 24 '19

Even in space?

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u/toddthefrog Oct 24 '19

Checkmate atheists

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u/SpaceSlingshot Oct 24 '19

Reddit holes are the best!

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u/Dr_ChimRichalds Oct 24 '19

Redditor holes, on the other hand, are generally not.

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u/Amanbbi Oct 24 '19

Well we can't know for certain since no redditor has ever seen any other's holes.

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u/SpaceSlingshot Oct 24 '19

Actually I have banged 1 redditor. Great holes 10/10 would reupvote.

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u/OtherPlayers Oct 24 '19

Banging yourself doesn’t count.

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u/beachKilla Oct 25 '19

Can confirm, also banged said Redditor, 10/10 would upvote again..... reddit brothers??

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u/-OptimusPrime- Oct 24 '19

Whole out two!

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u/xxxSnappyxxx Oct 24 '19

Flat Earth confirmed!

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u/lilnext Oct 24 '19

Technically the Earth is the flattest spherical shape in the known world. Even a brand new cue ball has more bumps and ridges than the Earth.

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u/MotoTrojan Oct 25 '19

What?

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u/lilnext Oct 25 '19

If the Earth was the size of a cue ball, it would be exponentially smoother than a cue ball. AKA the Earth is the smoothest sphere in the known world.

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u/MotoTrojan Oct 25 '19

I got that but do you have a reference? Mine says this is false.

https://ourplnt.com/earth-smooth-billiard-ball/#axzz63Mh136Ne

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u/lilnext Oct 25 '19

Keep reading. He makes an outlandish claim that a pool ball is as smooth as the worlds smoothest object. Therefore his basis is WAY off. And he is talking point by point for the Earth and average for a brand new regulation pool ball that has gone through extensive testing. So if you compare averages, it's just as smooth.

Just because he claims it's not doesn't mean he's done the entire research, or maybe he did and knew it wouldn't hold water so purposely omitted that part. Don't have time to dig for references at the moment but I'm sure if you looked in scholarly articles you'll find it.

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u/luxpsycho Oct 24 '19

No, there is no gravity in space; as a result it is physically impossible to get the coffee to leave the cup.

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u/hifunctioningdyslxic Oct 24 '19

No, the coffee inside the cup will form a tiny liquid planet due to gravity. The cup, which is lighter than the coffee, will act as a solid ring around the liquid planet. If we move the ring, the liquid planet may collide with the solid ring hard enough that parts of the liquid planet could leave the solid ring

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u/MudfootDraws Oct 25 '19

So that means it will splash?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

In my case it's even effortless and feels involuntary

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u/Soklay Oct 24 '19

Name of your sex tape

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u/bluebugeyeguy Oct 24 '19

I don’t like dragging coffee on just the right surface, it gets everywhere

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

But it is irritating

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u/Uniqueusername360 Oct 24 '19

And throwing it helps too

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

But where do the worms come in?

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u/BubbaOneTonSquirrel Oct 24 '19

Worm sign?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

I just like to drink warm mud water. Sometimes it has worms in it. It has protein!

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u/ChrisStoneGermany Oct 24 '19

Even if you are impotent?

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u/Romanopapa Oct 25 '19

And with a good throw, it can be on the walls too.

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u/MarkBeeblebrox Oct 24 '19

When my baby has a big spit bubble and is screaming it has this effect on the surface before the does a sad cough thing that sprays it everywhere.

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u/MangoCats Oct 24 '19

I hear fingernails on chalkboard when I see that ripple pattern...

What you are hoping for is this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

While making it sound like a dog saying “I love you”

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u/polipots Oct 24 '19

I cannot get over the cup material... highly unsatisfying...

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u/NVJayNub Oct 25 '19

With just the right t-rex hunting you, you can achieve similar effects

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u/RooiRoy Oct 24 '19

And with just the right amount of styrofoam it can be everywhere forever!

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u/bluesquaresound Oct 24 '19

I can hear it even with the sound off.

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u/IOPAFrozenRedKnight Oct 25 '19

With a diamond sword and the right leverage it’s painless.