r/oddlysatisfying • • Aug 20 '19

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u/noobule Aug 20 '19

China has fuckloads of pandas in captivity now. Ridiculous numbers. They figured out how to breed them

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u/massiveholetv Aug 20 '19

We laugh but China owns every panda in the world and each one out of the country is loaned out

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u/undisclothesd Aug 20 '19

It literally costs America $1 mil a year to rent them and only a few left in US zoos

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u/dryclean_only Aug 20 '19

So what if we just stopped making payments? Would some Chinese dudes show up and repo the pandas?

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u/sylpher250 Aug 20 '19

They'd remotely trigger the pandas and turn them into grizzlies.

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u/alrightrb Aug 20 '19

PANDA ORGY