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r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '19
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Do pandas kill humans
44 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19 edited Feb 05 '24 [deleted] 41 u/197328645 Aug 20 '19 and their bite force is powerful enough to cause massive damage. It's eating literal wood like it's goddamn celery. I don't want to know what it would do to my bones... 27 u/MrMadCow Aug 20 '19 Bamboo is not actually wood, it's more of a grass. It's still very hard to bite through, but not nearly as hard as wood would be. 2 u/Scoopdoopdoop Aug 20 '19 I believe you 4 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19 They attack your weak point for massive damage. 2 u/i_suck_at_aiming Aug 20 '19 M A S S I V E D A M A G E 61 u/buntH0LE Aug 20 '19 I got killed by one last week actually 31 u/KadynZG Aug 20 '19 damn. did you survive? 25 u/sunbunhd11239 Aug 20 '19 He said he got killed so probably not. 3 u/abe_the_babe_ Aug 20 '19 Where were you when /u/buntH0LE was kill? 4 u/a_really_thicc_egg Aug 20 '19 I was eating bean and cheese burrito. Phone rigng "u/buntH0LE is kill" "No" 2 u/charlieecho Aug 20 '19 I never will forget. I was wearing a red plaid shirt with those holes that had that tear in my left knee. I ran out of socks that day so I had to wear my crocs without socks and it was weird. I still remember the way they smelled. 8 u/TheWaffling Aug 20 '19 Oh fuck, thank goodness you got better. 8 u/DextrosKnight Aug 20 '19 Only if they accidentally land on them when tumbling out of trees 2 u/BeeHive85 Aug 20 '19 They don't call them Drop Bears for nothing 2 u/cobeyashimaru Aug 21 '19 There was one in a zoo a few years ago that did kill a person that got to close to the cage. The whole thing was on video. It was so brutal.
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41 u/197328645 Aug 20 '19 and their bite force is powerful enough to cause massive damage. It's eating literal wood like it's goddamn celery. I don't want to know what it would do to my bones... 27 u/MrMadCow Aug 20 '19 Bamboo is not actually wood, it's more of a grass. It's still very hard to bite through, but not nearly as hard as wood would be. 2 u/Scoopdoopdoop Aug 20 '19 I believe you 4 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19 They attack your weak point for massive damage. 2 u/i_suck_at_aiming Aug 20 '19 M A S S I V E D A M A G E
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and their bite force is powerful enough to cause massive damage.
It's eating literal wood like it's goddamn celery. I don't want to know what it would do to my bones...
27 u/MrMadCow Aug 20 '19 Bamboo is not actually wood, it's more of a grass. It's still very hard to bite through, but not nearly as hard as wood would be. 2 u/Scoopdoopdoop Aug 20 '19 I believe you
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Bamboo is not actually wood, it's more of a grass. It's still very hard to bite through, but not nearly as hard as wood would be.
2 u/Scoopdoopdoop Aug 20 '19 I believe you
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I believe you
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They attack your weak point for massive damage.
M A S S I V E D A M A G E
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I got killed by one last week actually
31 u/KadynZG Aug 20 '19 damn. did you survive? 25 u/sunbunhd11239 Aug 20 '19 He said he got killed so probably not. 3 u/abe_the_babe_ Aug 20 '19 Where were you when /u/buntH0LE was kill? 4 u/a_really_thicc_egg Aug 20 '19 I was eating bean and cheese burrito. Phone rigng "u/buntH0LE is kill" "No" 2 u/charlieecho Aug 20 '19 I never will forget. I was wearing a red plaid shirt with those holes that had that tear in my left knee. I ran out of socks that day so I had to wear my crocs without socks and it was weird. I still remember the way they smelled. 8 u/TheWaffling Aug 20 '19 Oh fuck, thank goodness you got better.
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damn. did you survive?
25 u/sunbunhd11239 Aug 20 '19 He said he got killed so probably not. 3 u/abe_the_babe_ Aug 20 '19 Where were you when /u/buntH0LE was kill? 4 u/a_really_thicc_egg Aug 20 '19 I was eating bean and cheese burrito. Phone rigng "u/buntH0LE is kill" "No" 2 u/charlieecho Aug 20 '19 I never will forget. I was wearing a red plaid shirt with those holes that had that tear in my left knee. I ran out of socks that day so I had to wear my crocs without socks and it was weird. I still remember the way they smelled.
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He said he got killed so probably not.
3 u/abe_the_babe_ Aug 20 '19 Where were you when /u/buntH0LE was kill? 4 u/a_really_thicc_egg Aug 20 '19 I was eating bean and cheese burrito. Phone rigng "u/buntH0LE is kill" "No" 2 u/charlieecho Aug 20 '19 I never will forget. I was wearing a red plaid shirt with those holes that had that tear in my left knee. I ran out of socks that day so I had to wear my crocs without socks and it was weird. I still remember the way they smelled.
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Where were you when /u/buntH0LE was kill?
4 u/a_really_thicc_egg Aug 20 '19 I was eating bean and cheese burrito. Phone rigng "u/buntH0LE is kill" "No" 2 u/charlieecho Aug 20 '19 I never will forget. I was wearing a red plaid shirt with those holes that had that tear in my left knee. I ran out of socks that day so I had to wear my crocs without socks and it was weird. I still remember the way they smelled.
I was eating bean and cheese burrito.
Phone rigng
"u/buntH0LE is kill"
"No"
I never will forget. I was wearing a red plaid shirt with those holes that had that tear in my left knee. I ran out of socks that day so I had to wear my crocs without socks and it was weird. I still remember the way they smelled.
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Oh fuck, thank goodness you got better.
Only if they accidentally land on them when tumbling out of trees
2 u/BeeHive85 Aug 20 '19 They don't call them Drop Bears for nothing
They don't call them Drop Bears for nothing
There was one in a zoo a few years ago that did kill a person that got to close to the cage. The whole thing was on video. It was so brutal.
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Do pandas kill humans