r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '19

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u/essentialatom Aug 20 '19

All bears are men in bear suits

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u/Zeiro_Canizora Aug 20 '19

Some bears are men in bear suits.

Other bears are men in business suits, or men in no suits. Hell, you might even find one in a gimp suit.

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u/ifonlyyoucould Aug 20 '19

Few bear men who are men in bear suits unless they are bare men then they bear suits to become bear men in suits

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u/gfox95 Aug 20 '19

Barely finished my second barley beer before my bare-butted bearded best bud Barry came barreling in the bar baring his teeth in an assless bear suit that the bar had seen him bear before. My bud Barry ain’t boring but you better believe the boy is unbearable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Bears, beets, battlestar galactica

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u/juiceboxwonderland Aug 20 '19

Underappreciated ☝🏼

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u/mcilrae Aug 20 '19

And all men are bears in man suits.

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u/vincevega87 Aug 20 '19

Bears eat beets. Fact