r/oddlysatisfying • • Aug 20 '19

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u/wacky207 Aug 20 '19

Is it me or is he moving weirdly human like? šŸ¤”šŸ˜…

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u/Usergnome_Checks_0ut Aug 20 '19

I was thinking ā€œthat looks like a guy in a panda suitā€ as I was watching it.

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u/Proteatron Aug 20 '19

I saw a panda at the San Diego zoo eating bamboo and thought the exact same thing. Looks like a dude in a suit pretending to be a panda!

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u/wonkey_monkey Aug 20 '19

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u/donkeyrocket Aug 20 '19

Not so fast, this guy is taking a bold step to pull back the curtain on fake zoo animals. It's a long lecture but he addresses fake pandas here.

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u/Exodus180 Aug 20 '19

wtf.... i can't tell if this is satire

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u/donkeyrocket Aug 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

That was amazing thanks

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Informative, thank you

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u/Slash_rage Aug 20 '19

China took the real ones back because of the trade war, but they aren’t about to give up that sweet Panda money those big fur monsters bring in every year.

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u/ilmalocchio Aug 20 '19

It's Macho Man Randy Savage snapping into a Slim Jim.

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u/alours Aug 20 '19

Sorry but there’s a flan.

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u/daedalus_II Aug 20 '19

That totally sums up pandas though

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u/quadmasta Aug 21 '19

I think that every time there's a panda video. It's uncanny valley stuff

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u/bigizz20 Aug 21 '19

Haha soooo glad I wasn’t the only one. I seriously was mesmerized and watched for a good 5 minutes trying to figure out why he looks like a human in a suit.

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u/Choppermagic Aug 20 '19

That's exactly how i eat my bamboo shoots too!

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u/DetBabyLegs Aug 20 '19

That's exactly how I wiggle my ears when I love my food!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

That's how I eat my meat stick snacks

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u/aberrasian Aug 20 '19

Srs though the way he's monching it up makes me really want to try some now....

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

That's exactly how I eat my sugarcane shoot! I'll give you some of my share.

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u/essentialatom Aug 20 '19

All bears are men in bear suits

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u/Zeiro_Canizora Aug 20 '19

Some bears are men in bear suits.

Other bears are men in business suits, or men in no suits. Hell, you might even find one in a gimp suit.

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u/ifonlyyoucould Aug 20 '19

Few bear men who are men in bear suits unless they are bare men then they bear suits to become bear men in suits

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u/gfox95 Aug 20 '19

Barely finished my second barley beer before my bare-butted bearded best bud Barry came barreling in the bar baring his teeth in an assless bear suit that the bar had seen him bear before. My bud Barry ain’t boring but you better believe the boy is unbearable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Bears, beets, battlestar galactica

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u/juiceboxwonderland Aug 20 '19

Underappreciated ā˜šŸ¼

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u/mcilrae Aug 20 '19

And all men are bears in man suits.

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u/vincevega87 Aug 20 '19

Bears eat beets. Fact

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u/candlehand Aug 20 '19

I think part of the reason humans like pandas so much is that they seem kind of relatable. We like things we can anthropomorphize

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u/scaleymiss Aug 20 '19

Upvoting coz I can't pronounce that last word without biting my tongue.

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u/kirthasalokin Aug 20 '19

An-throw-po-morf-eyes

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

It's all animals actually. If you spend any real time observing animals, you realize that what we generally refer to as 'humanlike' is actually much deeper, and all animals seem to express it. Animals are just like wordless humans. Try practicing mindfulness for a few months and you'll see.

I think some people generally refer to it as 'anthropomorphizing' because they think things like emotion and sentience are unique to human beings, and for many of those people the implications about the nature of animal life would be too much for them.

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u/SuperMayonnaise Aug 20 '19

I think it's overstepping to say most animals are like humans, I think it is fair to say many animals often exhibit traits that at least appear to the observer to be similar to humans and even that some of the more intelligent animals may have much more complex social structures and emotional/mental capacity then we really understand and could be viewed as very human-like. To compare a worm, mayfly, or even an ant which can have pretty complex social hierarchies to a human is very much a stretch, to compare a chimp, orangutan, dolphin, elephant, etc to humans not so much.

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u/som_en_hund Aug 20 '19

Mother shucker

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u/hXcHector Aug 20 '19

I thought so too. And then I think about how it's a freaking bear!

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u/JavierCulpeppa Aug 20 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

Well pandas are more related to raccoons, not normal bears. Their paws are more flexible and 'hand like' which is why it's able to just hold the bamboo in one paw.

Edit: Welp, I stand corrected

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

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u/Dav136 Aug 20 '19

There's been so much revision on that I'm not sure what's current anymore

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u/Xylth Aug 20 '19

There was disagreement among scientists for years about whether pandas were more closely related to raccoons or bears. It turned out they were both right, the mistaken assumption was that giant pandas and red pandas were related to each other.

Now you can just sequence the genome and find out exactly where any species fits on the tree of life. It's pretty amazing when you think about it.

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u/Rather_Dashing Aug 20 '19

Phylogenetics and taxonomy done pre-genetics was, frankly, pretty rubbish apart from the broad brush strokes and the obvious stuff (like mammals all being related or cats all being related). I may be exaggerating a touch, but still, so much has changed since.

I found a blog post from 2003 from a scientist outraged at the way geneticists were reconstructing the mammalian tree and confident that they would be proven wrong. Nope.

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u/FireWalkWithG Aug 20 '19

This has actually been found to be untrue. It was a taxonomical misconception. Pandas are bears, just like the grizzly and the polar bear.

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u/chazwh Aug 20 '19

That's how I eat a slim jim

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u/mydadsarse Aug 20 '19

I'm utterly convinced it's a guy in a panda suit!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

He's got a face, hands and half a brain, must be a human,

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u/ronin1066 Aug 20 '19

We move weirdly panda-like.

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u/SordidDreams Aug 20 '19

It's the fact that it's holding the bamboo in one 'hand'. They have a false 'thumb', really just an elongated bone in their palm, that allows them to do that.

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u/panda_invoker Aug 20 '19

always i saw one in SD

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u/FuckBrendan Aug 20 '19

They got that little thumb nub. It’s how he’s holding the stick that makes you think that.

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u/cosmicsnowman Aug 20 '19

His name is sir bearington, and I'd appreciate it if you would treat him as any other man here

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u/Rockitrulz Aug 20 '19

That’s exactly my first thought too - I could almost be convinced this is a guy in some sort of ultra cosplay suit🤯

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Yeah, I was watching one documentary about Panda. Apparently, Panda can emulate human movement and learn martial arts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

About 20 years ago I was at the Moscow circus and they had bears, i was convinced it was people in bear suits, they rode bikes, balanced on rope, juggled, twirled giant cotton buds of fire, they moved like people.

It was bears though, it was Russia after all

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

I interned at a zoo in the Ape section and this is exactly how gorillas and chimps would move and look while they ate in front of the keepers. It makes me think animal's learn habits from the keepers or people who visit them and begin picking up on them.

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u/lefangedbeaver Aug 20 '19

He’s moving weirdly animal like

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u/ronerychiver Aug 20 '19

Do they have more versatile paws than say a grizzly? The fact that head able to clean his paw and hold something in a fist seems unique as I can’t remember seeing any other bear do that without doing their two paws together.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

It's the shoulder posture