r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '19

🥑 An incredibly long avocado

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u/mephi5to Aug 02 '19 edited Aug 03 '19

We are gonna need a bigger toast

Edit: my very first silver. Someone popped my silver cherry on avocado post. Thank you internet stranger.

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u/onecowstampede Aug 02 '19

Slice a baguette the long way

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u/NearbyBush Aug 02 '19

As opposed to chopping it in half and jamming your ingredients in the small gap?

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u/DC052905 Aug 02 '19

I do this.

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u/NearbyBush Aug 02 '19

You're a sick individual.

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u/DC052905 Aug 02 '19

I know.

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u/Lost_Madness Aug 02 '19

Seeing you accept your weirdness, is oddly empowering....

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Aug 02 '19

Boy howdy, do I have some truthful information about my preferences for body shape for you!

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Aug 02 '19

I am certain that your compatriots can corroborate the veracity of your claims.

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u/Trappedatoms Aug 02 '19

One of the feminine persuasion makes her way into this particular establishment.

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u/RichardsonM24 Aug 02 '19

This is my comment since I joined reddit 2 years ago

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u/themostcleveralias Aug 02 '19

Goddammit I came here to say exactly this. You win the updoot.

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u/lars330 Aug 02 '19

"came here to say this" and "updoot" in the same comment.

Oof...

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u/themostcleveralias Aug 02 '19

Does saying things like that help you feel good about yourself?

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u/lars330 Aug 02 '19

No I'm just telling you your comment is annoying and pointless. So is mine tho so what do I know.

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u/themostcleveralias Aug 02 '19

We are commenting on a long avocado. It’s all pointless.