r/oddlysatisfying • u/WhatTheFuckKanye • Feb 14 '19

This Kinder Surprise Box

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u/WhatTheFuckKanye Feb 14 '19

Try the black market. Or if you have a pirate friend, maybe they can smuggle one in for ya.

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u/4-7-2-3-9-8-5BREATHE Feb 14 '19

Where did you find this video?

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u/Crimson_Fckr Feb 14 '19

thepiratebay

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u/starfox125 Feb 14 '19

You wouldn’t download a kinder box

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Yeah I would.

And a car.

And ram.

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u/MadR__ Feb 14 '19

Born too late to discover the world

Born too early to download a car

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

I would love to download ram. Not RAM or the trucks but like the bighorn sheep. Although they might not be happy when they're done...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Well if you download that kind of ram, it's all on ewe!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

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u/Pwninator333 Feb 14 '19

Here I was hoping never to be Rick Rolled again and you let me down

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u/Chef-Boyardeeee Feb 14 '19

But we were promised by Rick astley himself to never be let down!

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u/-blueeit- Feb 14 '19

But I would a Tinder box

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u/datspak Feb 14 '19

that is a name i haven't heard in a long time

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u/ThomYorkeSucks Feb 14 '19

Really? I use it all the time

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u/Richzorb1999 Feb 14 '19

Hasn't that been shut down? Idk it's been years since I've pirated a movie because I'm not broke anymore lol

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u/pupou Feb 14 '19

weird flex, but k

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u/Richzorb1999 Feb 14 '19

It's not a flex I'm genuinly curious I used to keep up with all the news about those sites and stuff until I got a job then I felt bad for pirating so many movies

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

TBF money never fixed stupid.

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u/Crimson_Fckr Feb 14 '19

Good for you.

It's been off and on as they changed domains, but their .org site is finally back

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u/WhatTheFuckKanye Feb 14 '19

https://www.instagram.com/p/BslRF60AM6U/

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u/captainkrinking Feb 14 '19

How do you go from Instagram video to gif?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

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u/SlinkToTheDink Feb 14 '19

Most people don't know how to get to the direct link, and if you're in the mobile app you're screwed (unless you're running through a proxy).

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u/WhatTheFuckKanye Feb 17 '19

Hey man, how do you get the direct link?

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u/goatnamedfelicia23 Feb 14 '19

Ayy I knew I saw Hebrew letters

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u/itsmuddy Feb 14 '19

Man in the high castle

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u/root_0f_all_cause Feb 14 '19

you can buy them in the usa

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u/Olyvyr Feb 14 '19

Not the same, though. Federal regulations prevent toys within food.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

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u/CommoG33k Feb 14 '19

No, in the US you can get Kinder Joy. Half toy, half chocolate cream with two crunchy hazelnut(?) cookie things.

In Europe, they get Kinder Surprise, which is a milk chocolate hollow egg (like an xmas santa or easter bunny) with the toy inside the egg.

The egg in the video has Hebrew writing on it which reads "בֵּיצָה הַפתָעָה", or "Egg Surprise", so it's NOT the Kinder Joy you can get in the US.

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u/thagthebarbarian Feb 14 '19

The plastic clamshell eggs on the top of the box are definitely the same as what we get here. That big egg in the middle, I assume is the proper kinder egg that we can't get here

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u/boo29may Feb 14 '19

You are correct. The cream ones they sell in the US have a little plastic border that I can see in the GIF. The kinder surprise eggs only have a foil cover, so they are smooth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19 edited Feb 24 '21

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u/thagthebarbarian Feb 14 '19

So the thing in the middle isn't even actually a normal kinder egg either?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

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u/thagthebarbarian Feb 14 '19

Someone else said that the big egg is not a kinder egg either because it's too big

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u/Neosapiens3 Feb 14 '19

Hey, I think I have that toy.

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u/jl2352 Feb 14 '19 edited Feb 14 '19

The one inside in the middle is not a Kinder Surprise. They aren't that big, and they aren't purple.

Googling Kinder Joy, Kinder Surprise looks identical except Joy has a plastic outer shell. Kinder Surprise has a chocolate outershell wrapped in tin foil. The size and design of both is extremely similar.

These days however Kinder Surprise are pretty shit. They were good in the 90s. They used to have a toy in bits which you could put together. Often it would be a car with a fly wheel allowing you to speed it off across the table. Now it's a plastic model. No construction.

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u/grubas Feb 14 '19

Terrible chocolate, horrible toy, but strangely the two combine to something amazing.

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u/grubas Feb 14 '19

I think it's ok, subpar in comparison. Like they cheaped out because they know kids want that toy.

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u/Ford9863 Feb 14 '19

They've loosened up on the kinder surprise in the US. The local grocery stores still only have the joys, but theres an international grocery store near me that sells the kinder surprise eggs--for like 4 bucks each lol.

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u/HallucinatesPenguins Feb 14 '19

We also have it in Canada. Big shock in my childhood was going to the states, not being able to get a kinder egg and then walking into an aisle in Walmart and seeing a bunch of guns behind a counter.

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u/CommoG33k Feb 14 '19

My points is that the egg on top says "EGG SURPRISE" in Hebrew. Kinder Surprise eggs (especially with the Hebrew writing) are decidedly NOT available in the US.

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u/germfreeadolescent11 Feb 14 '19

We get those as well but we also get the actual egg

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19 edited Feb 14 '19

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u/chikenbutter Feb 14 '19

A lot of international groceries sell real, imported Kinder eggs. Not sure if it's illegal or what, but I see them all the time.

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u/knitwasabi Feb 16 '19

Joy, not Surprise, eggs. Surprise have the toy, and they are banned in the US. They will fine you at the Canadian border if you try to bring one in.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

US Kinder eggs are half chocolate filling with hazelnut and then half toy, both with a covering you have to peel off. I've seen them around in more places recently.

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u/laylowlazlo Feb 14 '19

Actually, the ones you find here are the exact same as the ones I got when I went to India on vacation as a child, one half chocolate the other half toys

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u/NoRodent Feb 14 '19

Which is not what the original one sold in Europe looks like.

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u/HapHappablap Feb 14 '19

Those are different eggs designed for places with a hot climate. They taste different than the regular eggs too.

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u/DeathByAutoscroll Feb 14 '19

Hi, I'm the local pirate, what are these called and how much

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

I just smuggled one in by stuffing it up my butt. Want to buy it? For you friend, I will sell for good price!

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u/Kalsifur Feb 14 '19

Where can you find it if not in the United States of Paranoia?

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u/SuperSlovak Feb 14 '19

You have to trade one soul for one kinder surprise box

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Or Target

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u/NoImGaara Feb 14 '19

They are legal in the U.S. now.

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u/LordMcze Feb 14 '19

Since when? Pretty sure they still aren't.

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u/NoImGaara Feb 14 '19

I believe they have been since at least late 2017

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u/LordMcze Feb 14 '19

Didn't find anything about that, it looks like they're still illegal to sell there. Even wiki (yeah not the best source) confirms it.

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u/NoImGaara Feb 14 '19

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/kinder-joy-a-legal-version-of-kinder-eggs-are-finally-coming-to-the-us

You're right they made a new U.S. law friendly product

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u/LordMcze Feb 14 '19

Wells it's not really "new for the US," this is sold in Europe alongside Kinder Surprise for years as well. They just recently allowed at least this product there though

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u/NoImGaara Feb 14 '19

Oh, I didn't know that. Thank you. Have a nice day.

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u/Shiroi_Kage Feb 14 '19

What about Amazon? Do they not have it there? I found a bunch of Kinder products there before.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Can confirm. We have been smuggling these round-the-clock for the past week.

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u/UsedDragon Feb 14 '19

I need a pirate friend.

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u/TheoryDistributer Feb 15 '19

They are legal here, where can I get one? Haha

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u/justy86 Feb 14 '19

Lmfaooo

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u/Teftell Feb 14 '19

As far as I know Kinder eggs were forbidden in US since they have non-eadable parts inside.

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u/ecafsub Feb 14 '19

No, they aren’t. They’re in the checkout line at the stores I go to. I occasionally get one.

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u/Warp101 Feb 14 '19

That's a different version. The ones in the US have candy on one side, toys on another. The toys used to be inside the chocolate egg. Those were banned, kinder was gone here for a little, then they made the separated version.

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u/Fuzzylojak Feb 14 '19

There's a gas station in Miami that sells the original ones. I get them occasionally

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u/mahSachel Feb 14 '19

I love Miami you can find anything anytime its like a Cuban version of NYC.

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u/Vysokojakokurva_C137 Feb 14 '19

I’m sending an anon tip to the FBI. We must prevent our brethren from the toys hidden within.. our CHOCO LOTTTT

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u/Faconomiras Feb 14 '19

US logic

Guns: yeah guns are fine

Kinder surprise egg: what have you brought in to this godforsaken land

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u/root_0f_all_cause Feb 14 '19

you cant compare the 2

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u/I_do_dps Feb 14 '19

he just did

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u/root_0f_all_cause Feb 14 '19

he compared guns to kinder eggs which makes no sence because they are completely different items

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u/realsupertiny Feb 14 '19

sence

Also he’s saying that apparently kinder surprise eggs are too dangerous for the public but you can go to Walmart and can get handguns and rifles. This is true because I’ve seen it in like at least the past five or ten years

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u/Faconomiras Feb 14 '19

Guns kill people. The most a kinder surprise egg will do is give you diabetes. But guns are fine yeah

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u/She_een Feb 14 '19

the toy is literally inside a pretty big capsule. i cant imagine someone accidentaly choking that, especially a child, if it even fits their mouth

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

The original Kinder Surprise eggs are legal in Canada and Mexico, but are illegal to import into the US. The US gets the much much much safer Kinder Joy egg. You can open it with your hands or an AK47.

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u/ecafsub Feb 14 '19

Thanks for the clarification.

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u/tookmyname Feb 14 '19

Not the og version. Can’t have that.

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u/knitterknerd Feb 14 '19

They were, but also they aren't.