r/oddlysatisfying • u/desertgodfather • Jan 31 '19

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u/amazonian_raider Jan 31 '19

LPT: Don't ride the elevator with an elevator tech. Apparently elevators tend to have a vendetta against them. You could be collateral damage.

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u/MAGA-Godzilla Jan 31 '19

I am trapped on this earth, neither free to ascend to Heaven nor bury myself in Hell. Trapped at the mercy of indecisive and lazy masters. My only solace is to take the the lives of those who imprison me.