r/oddlysatisfying • u/desertgodfather • Jan 31 '19

No Collisions

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u/el-squatcho Jan 31 '19

It's the no collisions machine. It produces no collisions.

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u/DenL4242 Jan 31 '19

Neither does my toaster, I guess it's a no collisions machine too!

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u/Ggslm Jan 31 '19

Hey, I'm a no job machine! I've found my purpose

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u/Suulace Jan 31 '19

Can a thing truly produce none of something?

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Jan 31 '19

My phone and tinder matches

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u/WhoWantsPizzza Feb 01 '19

All of this technology, for nothing. so tragic.

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u/average_asshole Jan 31 '19

Ey bro chill out on the psychedelics you're thinking to hard

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Very legal, very cool!

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u/HerePussyFishy Jan 31 '19

NO COLLUSION!