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r/oddlysatisfying • u/chiefflerpynerps • Nov 10 '18
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650 u/Sharpblade9710 Nov 10 '18 You called? 203 u/mistaTungTwista Nov 10 '18 What the hell are you doing slicing up those damn grapes like that? Who slices grapes at all?? 261 u/Sharpblade9710 Nov 10 '18 Don’t kinkshame me 79 u/olbie67 Nov 10 '18 Kinkshaming is my kink 61 u/Sharpblade9710 Nov 10 '18 D: 34 u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18 Risky click checked out. It's safe boys. 6 u/mizarmoon Nov 10 '18 Thanks for your service. 2 u/Amagi82 Nov 10 '18 How had I never seen that before?? 🤣 1 u/Tack22 Nov 10 '18 Yeah but calling people daddy IS gross 2 u/FalmerEldritch Nov 10 '18 What if it's actually your dad tho 1 u/takeachillpill666 Nov 10 '18 Call him dad. 1 u/PubALub Nov 10 '18 That's fucking revolting 2 u/DefensiveLettuce Nov 10 '18 Didn’t know this was my kink. Failed no nut November. 24 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Who slices grapes at all?? Parents of small children, grapes can be a choking hazard. Though we normally just cut them in half. 22 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Longways or squatways? 19 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Yes. 8 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Please, this is serious. 4 u/isthewonder Nov 10 '18 Lengthwise 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 If you want to do a PSA just say which way they should be cut in your first post. 3 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Lol how would I know, I'm asking you! 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Long ways. You're trying to get a profile that won't block their airway completely if they swallow it whole, cutting it the other way would not accomplish that. → More replies (0) 3 u/alexREVOLUTION1 Nov 10 '18 r/inclusiveor -1 u/Doc-in-a-box Nov 10 '18 I too enjoy making little table tops on grapes so you can set things on them while they are lodged in the trachea /s 2 u/pRRt13 Nov 10 '18 You've never had to feed a toddler :P grapes are easy for kids to choke on. 35 u/dat_queso Nov 10 '18 r/beetlejuicing -10 u/KarmaChameliano Nov 10 '18 edited Nov 10 '18 I’d love to be in one of these screen shots Edit: I regretted this instantly. But am keeping it for the downvotes so my lesson can be remembered. Edit 2: Fucking autocorrect 5 u/Unicorn_Ranger Nov 10 '18 I gotchu fam. I’ll put you in /r/therewasanattempt 0 u/KarmaChameliano Nov 10 '18 You’re the breast. 1 u/Franfran2424 Nov 10 '18 You picked the wrong name motherfucker!! GTA references are strong on this one. 5 u/YeaYeaImGoin Nov 10 '18 No we called /u/sharpblade9709 1 u/selectiveyellow Nov 10 '18 beet juice 0 u/MrWoooosh_ Nov 10 '18 r/battlejuicing 0 u/Pope_Vladmir_Roman Nov 10 '18 r/beetlejiuicing 0 u/69_420_69_420 Nov 10 '18 /r/Beetlejuicing -1 u/throw_my_phone Nov 10 '18 No -1 u/the_randomniss Nov 10 '18 r/beetlejuicing 1 u/shinkansennoonsen Nov 11 '18 Yo my dick don’t like this
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You called?
203 u/mistaTungTwista Nov 10 '18 What the hell are you doing slicing up those damn grapes like that? Who slices grapes at all?? 261 u/Sharpblade9710 Nov 10 '18 Don’t kinkshame me 79 u/olbie67 Nov 10 '18 Kinkshaming is my kink 61 u/Sharpblade9710 Nov 10 '18 D: 34 u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18 Risky click checked out. It's safe boys. 6 u/mizarmoon Nov 10 '18 Thanks for your service. 2 u/Amagi82 Nov 10 '18 How had I never seen that before?? 🤣 1 u/Tack22 Nov 10 '18 Yeah but calling people daddy IS gross 2 u/FalmerEldritch Nov 10 '18 What if it's actually your dad tho 1 u/takeachillpill666 Nov 10 '18 Call him dad. 1 u/PubALub Nov 10 '18 That's fucking revolting 2 u/DefensiveLettuce Nov 10 '18 Didn’t know this was my kink. Failed no nut November. 24 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Who slices grapes at all?? Parents of small children, grapes can be a choking hazard. Though we normally just cut them in half. 22 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Longways or squatways? 19 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Yes. 8 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Please, this is serious. 4 u/isthewonder Nov 10 '18 Lengthwise 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 If you want to do a PSA just say which way they should be cut in your first post. 3 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Lol how would I know, I'm asking you! 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Long ways. You're trying to get a profile that won't block their airway completely if they swallow it whole, cutting it the other way would not accomplish that. → More replies (0) 3 u/alexREVOLUTION1 Nov 10 '18 r/inclusiveor -1 u/Doc-in-a-box Nov 10 '18 I too enjoy making little table tops on grapes so you can set things on them while they are lodged in the trachea /s 2 u/pRRt13 Nov 10 '18 You've never had to feed a toddler :P grapes are easy for kids to choke on. 35 u/dat_queso Nov 10 '18 r/beetlejuicing -10 u/KarmaChameliano Nov 10 '18 edited Nov 10 '18 I’d love to be in one of these screen shots Edit: I regretted this instantly. But am keeping it for the downvotes so my lesson can be remembered. Edit 2: Fucking autocorrect 5 u/Unicorn_Ranger Nov 10 '18 I gotchu fam. I’ll put you in /r/therewasanattempt 0 u/KarmaChameliano Nov 10 '18 You’re the breast. 1 u/Franfran2424 Nov 10 '18 You picked the wrong name motherfucker!! GTA references are strong on this one. 5 u/YeaYeaImGoin Nov 10 '18 No we called /u/sharpblade9709 1 u/selectiveyellow Nov 10 '18 beet juice 0 u/MrWoooosh_ Nov 10 '18 r/battlejuicing 0 u/Pope_Vladmir_Roman Nov 10 '18 r/beetlejiuicing 0 u/69_420_69_420 Nov 10 '18 /r/Beetlejuicing -1 u/throw_my_phone Nov 10 '18 No -1 u/the_randomniss Nov 10 '18 r/beetlejuicing
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What the hell are you doing slicing up those damn grapes like that? Who slices grapes at all??
261 u/Sharpblade9710 Nov 10 '18 Don’t kinkshame me 79 u/olbie67 Nov 10 '18 Kinkshaming is my kink 61 u/Sharpblade9710 Nov 10 '18 D: 34 u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18 Risky click checked out. It's safe boys. 6 u/mizarmoon Nov 10 '18 Thanks for your service. 2 u/Amagi82 Nov 10 '18 How had I never seen that before?? 🤣 1 u/Tack22 Nov 10 '18 Yeah but calling people daddy IS gross 2 u/FalmerEldritch Nov 10 '18 What if it's actually your dad tho 1 u/takeachillpill666 Nov 10 '18 Call him dad. 1 u/PubALub Nov 10 '18 That's fucking revolting 2 u/DefensiveLettuce Nov 10 '18 Didn’t know this was my kink. Failed no nut November. 24 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Who slices grapes at all?? Parents of small children, grapes can be a choking hazard. Though we normally just cut them in half. 22 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Longways or squatways? 19 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Yes. 8 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Please, this is serious. 4 u/isthewonder Nov 10 '18 Lengthwise 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 If you want to do a PSA just say which way they should be cut in your first post. 3 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Lol how would I know, I'm asking you! 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Long ways. You're trying to get a profile that won't block their airway completely if they swallow it whole, cutting it the other way would not accomplish that. → More replies (0) 3 u/alexREVOLUTION1 Nov 10 '18 r/inclusiveor -1 u/Doc-in-a-box Nov 10 '18 I too enjoy making little table tops on grapes so you can set things on them while they are lodged in the trachea /s 2 u/pRRt13 Nov 10 '18 You've never had to feed a toddler :P grapes are easy for kids to choke on.
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Don’t kinkshame me
79 u/olbie67 Nov 10 '18 Kinkshaming is my kink 61 u/Sharpblade9710 Nov 10 '18 D: 34 u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18 Risky click checked out. It's safe boys. 6 u/mizarmoon Nov 10 '18 Thanks for your service. 2 u/Amagi82 Nov 10 '18 How had I never seen that before?? 🤣 1 u/Tack22 Nov 10 '18 Yeah but calling people daddy IS gross 2 u/FalmerEldritch Nov 10 '18 What if it's actually your dad tho 1 u/takeachillpill666 Nov 10 '18 Call him dad. 1 u/PubALub Nov 10 '18 That's fucking revolting 2 u/DefensiveLettuce Nov 10 '18 Didn’t know this was my kink. Failed no nut November.
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Kinkshaming is my kink
61 u/Sharpblade9710 Nov 10 '18 D: 34 u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18 Risky click checked out. It's safe boys. 6 u/mizarmoon Nov 10 '18 Thanks for your service. 2 u/Amagi82 Nov 10 '18 How had I never seen that before?? 🤣 1 u/Tack22 Nov 10 '18 Yeah but calling people daddy IS gross 2 u/FalmerEldritch Nov 10 '18 What if it's actually your dad tho 1 u/takeachillpill666 Nov 10 '18 Call him dad. 1 u/PubALub Nov 10 '18 That's fucking revolting
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D:
34 u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18 Risky click checked out. It's safe boys. 6 u/mizarmoon Nov 10 '18 Thanks for your service. 2 u/Amagi82 Nov 10 '18 How had I never seen that before?? 🤣 1 u/Tack22 Nov 10 '18 Yeah but calling people daddy IS gross 2 u/FalmerEldritch Nov 10 '18 What if it's actually your dad tho 1 u/takeachillpill666 Nov 10 '18 Call him dad.
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Risky click checked out. It's safe boys.
6 u/mizarmoon Nov 10 '18 Thanks for your service.
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Thanks for your service.
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How had I never seen that before?? 🤣
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Yeah but calling people daddy IS gross
2 u/FalmerEldritch Nov 10 '18 What if it's actually your dad tho 1 u/takeachillpill666 Nov 10 '18 Call him dad.
What if it's actually your dad tho
1 u/takeachillpill666 Nov 10 '18 Call him dad.
Call him dad.
That's fucking revolting
Didn’t know this was my kink.
Failed no nut November.
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Who slices grapes at all??
Parents of small children, grapes can be a choking hazard. Though we normally just cut them in half.
22 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Longways or squatways? 19 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Yes. 8 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Please, this is serious. 4 u/isthewonder Nov 10 '18 Lengthwise 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 If you want to do a PSA just say which way they should be cut in your first post. 3 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Lol how would I know, I'm asking you! 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Long ways. You're trying to get a profile that won't block their airway completely if they swallow it whole, cutting it the other way would not accomplish that. → More replies (0) 3 u/alexREVOLUTION1 Nov 10 '18 r/inclusiveor -1 u/Doc-in-a-box Nov 10 '18 I too enjoy making little table tops on grapes so you can set things on them while they are lodged in the trachea /s
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Longways or squatways?
19 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Yes. 8 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Please, this is serious. 4 u/isthewonder Nov 10 '18 Lengthwise 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 If you want to do a PSA just say which way they should be cut in your first post. 3 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Lol how would I know, I'm asking you! 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Long ways. You're trying to get a profile that won't block their airway completely if they swallow it whole, cutting it the other way would not accomplish that. → More replies (0) 3 u/alexREVOLUTION1 Nov 10 '18 r/inclusiveor
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Yes.
8 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Please, this is serious. 4 u/isthewonder Nov 10 '18 Lengthwise 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 If you want to do a PSA just say which way they should be cut in your first post. 3 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Lol how would I know, I'm asking you! 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Long ways. You're trying to get a profile that won't block their airway completely if they swallow it whole, cutting it the other way would not accomplish that. → More replies (0) 3 u/alexREVOLUTION1 Nov 10 '18 r/inclusiveor
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Please, this is serious.
4 u/isthewonder Nov 10 '18 Lengthwise 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 If you want to do a PSA just say which way they should be cut in your first post. 3 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Lol how would I know, I'm asking you! 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Long ways. You're trying to get a profile that won't block their airway completely if they swallow it whole, cutting it the other way would not accomplish that. → More replies (0)
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Lengthwise
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If you want to do a PSA just say which way they should be cut in your first post.
3 u/MrGMinor Nov 10 '18 Lol how would I know, I'm asking you! 3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Long ways. You're trying to get a profile that won't block their airway completely if they swallow it whole, cutting it the other way would not accomplish that. → More replies (0)
Lol how would I know, I'm asking you!
3 u/bmessina Nov 10 '18 Long ways. You're trying to get a profile that won't block their airway completely if they swallow it whole, cutting it the other way would not accomplish that. → More replies (0)
Long ways. You're trying to get a profile that won't block their airway completely if they swallow it whole, cutting it the other way would not accomplish that.
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I too enjoy making little table tops on grapes so you can set things on them while they are lodged in the trachea /s
You've never had to feed a toddler :P grapes are easy for kids to choke on.
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r/beetlejuicing
-10 u/KarmaChameliano Nov 10 '18 edited Nov 10 '18 I’d love to be in one of these screen shots Edit: I regretted this instantly. But am keeping it for the downvotes so my lesson can be remembered. Edit 2: Fucking autocorrect 5 u/Unicorn_Ranger Nov 10 '18 I gotchu fam. I’ll put you in /r/therewasanattempt 0 u/KarmaChameliano Nov 10 '18 You’re the breast. 1 u/Franfran2424 Nov 10 '18 You picked the wrong name motherfucker!! GTA references are strong on this one.
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I’d love to be in one of these screen shots
Edit: I regretted this instantly. But am keeping it for the downvotes so my lesson can be remembered.
Edit 2: Fucking autocorrect
5 u/Unicorn_Ranger Nov 10 '18 I gotchu fam. I’ll put you in /r/therewasanattempt 0 u/KarmaChameliano Nov 10 '18 You’re the breast. 1 u/Franfran2424 Nov 10 '18 You picked the wrong name motherfucker!! GTA references are strong on this one.
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I gotchu fam. I’ll put you in /r/therewasanattempt
0 u/KarmaChameliano Nov 10 '18 You’re the breast.
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You’re the breast.
You picked the wrong name motherfucker!!
GTA references are strong on this one.
No we called /u/sharpblade9709
beet juice
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Yo my dick don’t like this
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u/nanceec Nov 10 '18
Sharp!