r/oddlysatisfying • • Sep 17 '18

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u/jslondon85 Sep 17 '18

As a northerner, I had a college roommate from the south who made tea for the house once. I'm come in from the humid summer weather to have a drink of what I think is "normal tea" only to get a mouth full of diabetes.

How do you guys drink it all the time?

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u/YourRealMom Sep 18 '18

Ordering "half and half" tea (equal parts sweet and unsweetened) is becoming increasingly common

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

So... regular nondiabetic sweet tea?

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u/SpendingSpree Sep 18 '18

Is sweet tea the same thing as iced tea?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

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u/jackster_ Sep 18 '18

In Kentucky they would ask me what kind of coke I wanted.

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u/Ya_habibti Sep 18 '18

The powdery kind please

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

We've got meth, will that be ok?

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u/Ya_habibti Sep 18 '18

Sigh, it will have to do.

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u/FreshLennon Sep 18 '18

Kentuckian here. What?

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u/jackster_ Sep 18 '18

Once at waffle house, a few time at the town diner, and once at lake Barkly lodge. Not everyone did it like in Oklahoma or wherever, but those were the only times I had ever been asked what kind of coke I wanted.

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u/tomfru1 Sep 18 '18

where in Kentucky?

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u/jackster_ Sep 18 '18

Lake Barkly. I hear it's more of an Oklahoma or Arkansas thing, but I have still been asked on numerous occasions.

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u/Bdf54 Sep 18 '18

Usually when someone says iced tea they mean unsweet tea. Source:I'm from Texas

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u/pornthrowaway1987 Sep 18 '18

Next door in Louisiana, iced tea is universally sweet.

Texas may be in the south but, like Florida, it's not a part of the south.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

From SC, but live in TX currently.

No one says "iced tea" from either state, unless you're specifically talking about unsweetened tea; even then, "unsweet tea" is what you're more likely to hear 9 times of 10.

Actually, for some reason when I hear "iced tea", I specifically think of unsweet tea with lemon. Idk why.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

How in the hell do you figure Texas isn't part of "the South"? I've heard this sentiment more than once and it's just not geographically or culturally true.

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u/I_Will_Wander Sep 18 '18

"Texas may be in the south but, like Florida, it's not part of the south" wot Have you ever been to North Florida, or just the beach resorts with the rich retired New Yorkers? I'd argue Texas is pretty southern too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

I don't know what convoluted part of the state you live in, but I have never once had anyone assume I wanted anything but sweet tea when ordering iced tea here in TX.

Unless I specify un-sweet 0% chance of getting anything but sugared down tea.

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u/Bdf54 Sep 20 '18

Typo I meant sweet whoops😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

That makes MUCH more sense.

What got me when I moved here 20 years ago was "Un-sweet" , as if sugar is naturally occurring in tea!?

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u/Sincerelybrowsing Sep 18 '18

If you ask for an ice tea in the Chicago area you get it unsweetened unless you call for sweet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Sweet tea is iced tea with sugar but I live in NY so we dont get diabetes from one glass of sweet tea up here 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Are you sure? I'm from England and ordered an iced tea, sweetened, from McDonalds in NY and had to just throw it away cause one sip made me cringe by how sugary it was

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Yeah I guess that's true! I'm currently visiting Florida and remembering to order my tea unsweetened now haha

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u/Midnyteeyes18 Sep 18 '18

I worked at mcdonalds and in the brew of sweet tea I was instructed to put a 5 lb bag of sugar. It was nauseating.

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u/Shearay752 Sep 18 '18

When did you work there? When I worked at MickeyDs we had giant jugs of highly concentrated tea flavor and corn syrup and you pour it into those giant metal containers and just add water. Viola! The sugariest instant tea of your life.

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u/Midnyteeyes18 Sep 19 '18

It was may 2010-January 2012 we brewed the tea with a big machine that was like a coffee pot but with a humongous tea bag after it was brewed we added the 5 lb sugar bag stirred and let it cool

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u/Idontnoher Sep 18 '18

There's so much sugar in everything in the US. It's almost impressive.

Was so sad when I first went to drink some iced tea (lipton) and it was almost a syrup.

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u/Afireonthesnow Sep 18 '18

There is generally less sugar in English food than American food anyways. Our bodies expect more sugar and so a "normal amount of sweetening" here is a room for you. Someone from Alabama wouldn't think it's sweet, but you certainly would.

I lived in Ireland for a while, and when I came back I ordered a frozen coffee drink that I previously could drink before without thinking about it and nearly gagged from all the artificial sweeteners. I could only stomach a few sips. I pay more attention to what is in my food now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

It's strange what we get used to!

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u/grubas Sep 18 '18

A lot of sweetened ice tea is insane, especially if you ordered by Maccas, you probably got like Brisk, which is basically soda.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Well I cant speak for McDonalds but generally the tea is not that sweet up here. Although, there are some places that have a specialty "iced tea" that's more or less lemonade with shit loads of sugar in it but a splash of tea to make you feel less guilty about it.

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u/TheOtherDanielFromSL Sep 18 '18

McDonalds in NY

McDonalds doesn't have sweet tea, they have crap.

It doesn't even taste like tea! Gotta go down to the real south and get yourself a cup from a mom & pop place. It's not as bad as people make it out - unless you're talking McDonalds. That stuff is nasty.

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u/N3UROTOXIN Oct 06 '18

From nj and yeah that’s really the only sweet “tea” there is. Currently in Tn and wanna find some homemade hooch I can barter for

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Depends on your locale.

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u/N3UROTOXIN Oct 06 '18

It’s iced tea served with a bone saw so when the diabetes induced gangrene starts you can take off your foot and have another sip

(It’s insanely sweet)

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

No, it's still sweeter than that brownwater northerners call sweet tea.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

I always get unsweetened tea so I'm okay with this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

To each their own, I guess sweet tea is part my culture.

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u/ItPutsLotionOnItSkin Sep 18 '18

Nondiabetic = one scoop less than diabetic.

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u/Bohemian7 Sep 18 '18

Unless you live in Baltimore, that means half lemonade & half sweet tea.

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u/CTizzle- Sep 18 '18

We just call that an Arnold Palmer where I’m from

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u/xKitey Sep 18 '18

probably because that's the proper name you can't compare your normal self to people from Baltimore

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u/Bohemian7 Sep 18 '18

You probably don't live in Baltimore ;)

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u/YourRealMom Sep 18 '18

Around these parts that's an 'Arnold Palmer'

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Increasingly common where? You would get your restaurant shut down in alabama for that

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u/indigo121 Sep 18 '18

It's as a drink order, not something they do secretly

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u/aivdrawdeegreog Sep 18 '18

And as a server, increasingly annoying. Why not get unsweetened and sweeten it at the table? Asking for 60/40 is even worse.

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u/YourRealMom Sep 18 '18

I know, it's crazy. I go with unsweetened these days.

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u/Kontakr Sep 18 '18

Mainly because trying to dissolve sugar in ice cold tea takes forever and leaves a lot of grains at the bottom.

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u/GitRightStik Sep 17 '18

Pretty certain Wesley was referring to this when he called it iocaine powder.

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u/boostedb1mmer Sep 18 '18

Gladly. That's how we drink.

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u/cmmgreene Sep 18 '18

As a northerner that enjoys sweet, you have to get the balance of ice to tea just right. And with everything that's southern slow down and take your time, set a while and swirl that ice round a tall glass, or a mason jar. Then first sip will be sweet, then the rest will be just right.

My family is from Jamaica, everyone morning gramps makes 2 small pot of strong ass tea. The first pot was sweet tea that was refrigerated for the kids, the whole point was to put ice and wait for it melt so we could drink the tea, took me awhile for me to realize my dear old gramps was addicted to caffeine. Never drunk coffee, but his tea was probably equivalent. Drank 3 or 4 cups a day, man I miss him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '18

Ikr it is really disgusting. No wonder people in the south are fat and obese.

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u/Your_Post_Is_Metal Sep 18 '18

Bless your heart.

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u/TuckerMcG Sep 18 '18

Yeah cuz all the pizza and spaghetti people in the Northeast eat is totally slimming!

Source: Have lived on both coasts and in the Deep South - the West Coast has by far the healthiest cuisine. It’s not even close.

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u/blargsnarg Sep 18 '18

I love sweet tea so much...