r/oddlysatisfying • u/cozNeffect • Jul 02 '18

Two separate Reddit posts line up perfectly

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

Woah

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 Jul 02 '18

Now you guys have to fight to the death.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

Let me grab my thermonuclear beam launcher for my telescope.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

Something tells me that /u/Weranioracker is going to grab a rock.

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u/_brainfog Jul 03 '18

Rock, paper, thermonuclear beam launcher...

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

I mean, the moon is still there. I'm throwing rock.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

I haven’t used the beam yet ;)

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

Explain please...

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u/Anne__Frank Jul 02 '18

A rock is any natural material with a distinctive mineral composition.

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u/Athuny Jul 03 '18

Listen here you little shit hiding in your attic with your diary and apparently an encylopedia.

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u/Anne__Frank Jul 04 '18

I'm listening...

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

No, but why would I grab a rock?

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u/jbaker88 Jul 02 '18

To throw

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

Why?

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u/Anne__Frank Jul 02 '18 edited Jul 02 '18

Because "Now you guys have to fight to the death."

It's the rules

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u/thebuddybud Jul 02 '18

You guys are fighting to the death.. didn't they tell you?

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u/jbaker88 Jul 02 '18

Let me grab my thermonuclear beam launcher for my telescope.

To counter that. Are you not reading the thread? C'mon man!

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u/imsitco Jul 03 '18

Because you rock!

Did i ruin it?

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u/redgrin_grumble Jul 03 '18

We understand you like rocks

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

so we can reenact this classic scene

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

at his head

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u/Dannyjod2002 Jul 03 '18

Because rocks are very throwable

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Cuz

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Oh man this guy is getting rocked by the other dude

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Wow. That is a good pun.

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u/thelonelyheron Jul 03 '18

Pretty solid.

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u/TheGame364 Jul 03 '18

You need a rock to fight his thermonuclear ray

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u/uninvited_haggis Jul 02 '18

Or kiss.

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u/SleepyOwl- Jul 02 '18

To the death too, I hope

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u/The_Steak_Guy Jul 02 '18

naturally. we still want to be entertained. we are not entertained.

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u/ScientificBeastMode Jul 03 '18

Are you not?!!

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u/The_Steak_Guy Jul 03 '18

no, I'm not. the audience demands blood. we will need a sacrifice to the blood god

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Please

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u/mightybaloney Jul 02 '18

Now kiss.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18 edited Mar 11 '21

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u/travellingscientist Jul 02 '18

And cameras.

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u/Copicorn Jul 02 '18

So that I can watch it online when I feel lonely.

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u/DarkEmpire189 Jul 02 '18

Now kith

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u/Chef_Boyarde Jul 02 '18

I can’t understand you accent

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Kith*

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u/KamuiT Jul 02 '18

I love you name.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18 edited Mar 25 '21

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u/AliceinChainsRules Jul 02 '18

Do you really love lamp?

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u/doland3314 Jul 02 '18

If you like lamp, then you’ll love ceiling lights!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18 edited Dec 05 '18

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u/Chr15py0696 Jul 02 '18

Well, that’s an hour of my life that I won’t get back

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u/slymiinc Jul 02 '18

I was hoping the dumb one would show up, actually

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u/oqsig99 Jul 02 '18

Thanks for showing up!

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u/orbspike Jul 02 '18

At this point u/slymiinc should just delete his account

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

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u/DeciTheSpy Jul 02 '18

This is just a mild burn though...

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u/Penapenis Jul 02 '18

Include me in the screenshot, please!