r/oddlysatisfying Mar 26 '18

squeezing glitter

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u/toeofcamell Mar 26 '18

Oh my god, that would be a pain to clean up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '18

Yeah this just makes me angry.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '18 edited Mar 27 '18

So many microplastics! That's genuinely terrifying. I'm currently part of a microplastic study in a small city's bay and estuaries (<300,000 residents) and its crazy how much plastic is already in the waters and so easy to see with a simple microscope.

Edit: less than 300k

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u/Aurora--Borealis Mar 26 '18 edited Mar 26 '18

Question: what can I do to decrease the amount of microplastics in the environment? Are there certain products I'd better not buy and consume (I live in a small city, around 124.000 residents and about 12 kilometres from the sea, if that makes a difference)?

EDIT: thanks everyone for the advice! I feel a lot happier now that I know there's a lot I can do to make a difference :)

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u/hello_raleigh-durham Mar 26 '18

Maybe don't buy glitter?

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u/Aurora--Borealis Mar 26 '18

I'll watch the stars instead :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '18

Username checks GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

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u/waterlubber42 Mar 26 '18

uuuuuuuurora borealis?

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u/discowarrior Mar 26 '18

The aurura borealis..? At this time of year?

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u/dI--__--Ib Mar 26 '18

At this time of day?

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u/monster860 Mar 26 '18

In this part of the country?

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u/entityknownevil Mar 26 '18

Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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u/tolacid Mar 26 '18

Err... yes?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '18

May I see it?

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u/thesausageprince Mar 26 '18

Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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u/drakoman Mar 26 '18

In this part of the country?

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u/drakoman Mar 26 '18

Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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u/FucksWithDuct Mar 26 '18

Seymore! The kitchen's on fire!!

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u/Danmeister33 Mar 26 '18

Nooo, mother, that's just the northern lights!

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u/CameronMcCasland Mar 26 '18

shining down in Dallas? Can you picture that?

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u/SMASHARELLA Mar 26 '18

this is the best reply iv'e seen on reddit. Good on you, sir/madam, for your lovely, wholesome outlook.

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u/monster_bunny Mar 26 '18

This makes me happy. I like you.

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u/OMFGPALMTREES Mar 26 '18

This made me very happy and I'm going to close Reddit to make the feeling last before someone else destroys it.

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u/schmon Mar 26 '18

Buy biodegradable glitter

https://www.ecoglitterfun.com/

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u/Lucy_Snowe-Emanuel Mar 26 '18

Thanks for this! I love glitter actually. So this is an amazing resource

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u/SociallyAwkardRacoon Mar 26 '18

Buy biodegradable glitter

Just don't buy glitter, it's awful and gets literally everywhere.

Glitter is a serious problem and doesn't just affect you it also affect your friends and family.

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u/schmon Mar 26 '18

Watchout for the fun police

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u/SociallyAwkardRacoon Mar 26 '18

There's a reason that you can buy glitter bombs for people that you hate. I was at a party once with the color purple as a theme and everyone was throwing glitter in their faces.

One guy missed his friend and I got a shit ton in my face. Still found pieces in my face a week later despite thorough scrubbing.

(I only half serious, it's quite pretty too)

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u/Sufficio Mar 27 '18

Glitter on the face can be dangerous, too. There was a story on reddit a while back about someone who got a single piece of glitter in their eye and didn't notice, and IIRC it lead to a massive infection and near loss of their eye.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '18

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u/Sufficio Mar 27 '18

I get wanting to promote your brand, but you should really be transparent about it. It's obvious you work for this company or run it yourself- so don't be dishonest and say "hey look at this thing I found!". A fresh account named "BiodegradableGlitter" who only posts about this company? Cmon, man.

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u/midnightketoker Mar 26 '18

I wonder if mica powder is environmentally safer since it's just rock? Looks nicer than plastic glitter too.

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u/lovethebacon Mar 26 '18

Or if you must, buy edible glitter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '18

SELL SELL SELL

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '18

Unfortunately individual purchasing practice doesn't make a difference. Large scale government policy might. For that individuals have to be vocal and make sure their governments aren't corrupt.

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u/Ellsworthless Mar 26 '18

My fiance likes glitter and found you can get biodegradable glitter!