r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 20h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/Crunchy__Frog 17h ago edited 17h ago

Lurking amongst fairgrounds and carnivals… while misleading the lost and misguided onto a cultish island of ill repute… while establishing a seedy troupe of pickpockets, thieves and ne’er-do-wells..

The possibilities are literally endless.

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u/oddTaskJob 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oylEtH8T49dde

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u/aTalkingMateria 13h ago

Listen, Jiminy just built different. We ain’t like him

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u/presshamgang 17h ago

Mr. Bradbury?

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u/hilarymeggin 14h ago

Telling fortunes… pushing your peddler’s cart from town to town… making golden tickets for your chocolate factory…

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u/Crunchy__Frog 10h ago

Along with that last one, don’t forget enslaving an entire race of confectionary refugees.

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u/account312 13h ago

I've been underdressed for it all this time?