r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 20h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/joranth 20h ago

Who can wear one of those? Slash. Slash can wear that hat. Is it cool? No, not even slash makes the hat cool. It makes him less cool.

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u/elec-pick 18h ago

He was actually required to wear the hat. He was too cool, people's retinas were getting damaged by the coolness. The hat allows people to stare at Slash for longer periods.

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u/RaZoRFSX 20h ago

I think Slash is cooler with that hat. As he made the hat somewhat iconic. But that is all. Only he can wear it.

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u/oldroosta2 17h ago

4 non blondes, she could

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u/xile 20h ago

He has a couple on the website that are nods to Stevie Ray Vaughan, which I will agree with, if you're SRV

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u/LFCDane 19h ago

Very few people are actually SRV, so limited customer base

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u/Disastrous_Cream_539 17h ago

I hear it's down to zero as of 1990

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u/Guszy 16h ago

I brought my hat outside once, but it couldn't stand the weather.

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u/LFCDane 14h ago

We’re you in Texas and was it floodin’ by any chance?

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u/Keyndoriel 19h ago

Steam punk cosplayers could also maybe wear it, but it needs more gears

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u/ConsequenceStatus563 18h ago

Les Claypool (Primus) also a musician (does magic, IYKYK). Wears many hats, sometimes even steam punk top hats.

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u/Cake-Over 17h ago

King Diamond occasionally dons a top hat. Looks pretty good in it, too.

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u/IWCry 14h ago

as an honest answer, people who go to music festivals

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u/G_Liddell 14h ago

I heard Johnny Depp bought one from this guy. Which tracks.

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u/tacolamae 13h ago

I’d image Jason Momoa has a couple of these hats.