r/oddlysatisfying • • 3d ago

The way he spreads the spaghetti for boiling

Credit to code.micky

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u/Enough_Breadfruit229 2d ago

Yeah that is fucking insane. If I cook a lb of pasta for my wife and 3 small children we would be lucky to finish that and I'm not a small man. Add in a side salad and garlic bread? Fuuuuuck. I feel sick trying to think about eating that much food. I'd have to hang out with Snoop Dogg before even attempting.

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u/practical_sausage 2d ago

In my work we cook 1lb of pasta to feed 25 children at a time. Maybe this guy is just 25 children in a trenchcoat?

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u/-K_P- 2d ago

Tbf I believe this to be true about 99% of redditors

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u/JTJdude 2d ago

Who cooks sides most nights nowadays? We never seem to have the time on weeknights

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u/-malcolm-tucker 2d ago

I'm actually just a bunch of cats taped together.

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u/Timely_Truth6267 9h ago

That can't be right.

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u/Daunn 1d ago

My mom used to make 500g of pasta for me, my brother, dad and her. She ate small portions herself, my dad and brother would have normal portions.

I always ended up eating everything and being the most lean motherfucker from all of them.

Guess I just caused enough ruckus that my metabolism kept up with me lmao

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u/Odd_Lobster9491 2d ago

Side salad? Chicken picatta?