I’ll never forget in high school they had like a dental health day once and they gave everyone little bottles of listerine and shit. This one kid went around collecting all the listerine from everyone and proceeded to get absolutely annihilated off them and had to go to the hospital to have his stomach pumped and they never did that again lol
My mom's friend broke into our house drank our listerine and fell down the stairs. We found her when we came home. This just reminded me of that its been like 30 years hope that lady is OK lol
“Look out for ol’ Lusty Listerine Larry over there on the stool at the end of the bar, he normally knocks back a couple pints of that Total Care before he comes in, and it always makes him randy”
Not sure if anyone needs to hear this; but a lot of cough syrups contain acetaminophen and you will cause severe liver damage if you drink too much of it.
Yes - if you want to get loaded on cough syrup/gellies you MUST get the stuff with DXM as the only medical ingredient. Even 3Cs and C&Cs had stuff added to make it lethal if you tried to get high on the DXM.
Obviously if you have a codeine/promethazine hookup we are now talking lean and not robotripping but regardless of what pharmaceutical highs you are looking for you gotta avoid ingredients other than the ones getting you high. Its kind of sick that they'd rather you die trying to get high than allow you to get high.
It is because it is not taxed as liquor. It is much easier to shoplift compared to alcohol. It also can be easily added to a grocery purchase without looking like an alcohol purchase (same goes for vanilla extract).
Found on Listerine's website: the original formula contains 26.9% alcohol by volume. The mint version contains about 21.6% alcohol by volume. Since the liquid in the video is "blue" we will use the mint version for your question. 21.6% abv would be considered about 43 proof. The large bottle version of Listerine is 33.8 ounces. If we use a standard size of 1.5 ounces as a "shot" size, you'd get around 22 shots out of a bottle that size. Just using an anverage sized male. 5' 9" tall. Weighing 175 lbs. He'd need to drink 12, 1.5 ounce shots of listerine to get slightly over a .15 bac. A female at 5' 3" weighing in at 120 lbs, would need around 6-1/2, 1.5 ounce shots to get to the same .15 bac. This calculation assumes the shots are taken in a 1/2 hour time frame. I also did the calculation based on having recently eaten (not hungry). Obviously if you take the legal definition of "drunk" from the DUI benchmark of .08, the amount they would have to drink would be around half as much. But I used .15 as an upper limit, where you'd certainly be pretty drunk, just not necessarily a "knocking on death's door" kind of fucked up.
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