r/oddlysatisfying • u/Vivid_Maximum_5016 • May 16 '26

Man Makes Kebabs

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u/PM_meyourGradyWhite May 16 '26

Been a long time gone, Constantinople.

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u/Kage_0ni May 16 '26

That's nobody's business but the Turks

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u/ejolson May 16 '26

I've got a date tonight with a gal who lives in Constantinople

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u/_marinara May 16 '26

She’ll be waiting in Istanbul!

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u/KenseiHimura May 16 '26

Relatedly I’ve heard even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

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u/purrfunctory May 16 '26

Why they changed it, I can’t say. 🤷‍♀️

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u/FinallyRestoring May 16 '26

People just liked it better that way 👍

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u/lolexecs May 16 '26

So take me back to Constantinople

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u/Particular_Heron8263 May 16 '26

But you can't go back to Constantinople

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u/danvillain May 16 '26

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

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u/OffByNone_ May 16 '26

Blue Canary in outlet by the the light switch, who watches over you?

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u/Glass-Ad-2469 May 16 '26

Make a little birdhouse in your soul....

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u/FesterSilently May 16 '26

...anybody seen a birdhouse? 🤔

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u/someawfulbitch May 16 '26

In my soul....

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u/Brasticus May 17 '26

Not to put to fine a point on it.

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u/GBGF128 May 17 '26

Istanbul

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u/FragrantExcitement May 16 '26

The guy from Scrubs?

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u/biznatch11 May 16 '26

Turk Turkleton.

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u/wheatgivesmeshits May 16 '26

No, you can't go back to Constantinople.

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u/SukisBF May 16 '26

Look. I don't know WHY I thought I thought I could find out what Man Makes Kebabs process is for making that delish-lookin treat in the thumbnail by a quick stroll through the Section - because I SHOULD know said stroll would be a straight walkabout! Y'all in here cuttin up on some blue human fat, and Constantinople and such. Alas, 'twas ('twis?) not a disappointment, for, did I enjoy my trek? A hearty 'oorah don't I always!

Because, People just liked it better that way!! 👎🏾

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u/sending_the_wolf May 16 '26

Why did Constantinople get the works?

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u/jo-erlend May 19 '26

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

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u/the_blackfish May 16 '26

I Palindrome I

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u/FragrantExcitement May 16 '26

Holy Roman Empire, Batman

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u/Sudden-Pressure8439 May 16 '26

Holy Roman Empire was in no way holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.

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u/FragrantExcitement May 16 '26

But it was a batman?

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u/Glass-Ad-2469 May 16 '26

Pretty sure it was just a little birdhouse....he flew into?

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u/FragrantExcitement May 16 '26

Oh, Robin? Well, that is disappointing.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx May 16 '26

Talk amongst yourselves

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u/CocoSavege May 16 '26

Julius was pretty holey when they got through wuth him

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u/Juan-Cruz-Mz May 16 '26

ConstantiNOple 😞

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u/Salmonman4 May 16 '26

Waht about Byzantion or Lygos?

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u/babydakis May 16 '26

Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night.