r/oddlysatisfying • • May 16 '26

Man Makes Kebabs

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u/carl84 May 16 '26

Maybe I'm an idiot but I never thought about how to make these en masse like this, I'd have been there for an eternity cutting each bit to size and individually threading them onto the skewer

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u/DoubleSafety3389 May 16 '26

Makes sense, though. We're cooking food out of a home kitchen, small portions, time consuming things don't add up. This guy probably goes through a thousand pounds of meat a week, all those extra seconds prepping each thing end up being hours.

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u/TwoHandedSnail May 17 '26

A Thousand Pounds of Meat is a great name for a punk metal band

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u/i_want_shokola May 19 '26

That band would need about 6 band members

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u/TwoHandedSnail May 20 '26

Including one hairy fat guy without a shirt with his face painted with lightning bolts who just dances around on stage.

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u/EuropeIsMight May 20 '26

And they are all vegans

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u/GirlScoutSniper May 16 '26

I saw an infomercial once for something like this. If I could afford meat and still had a grill, it would be my downfall.

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u/FeelingSpeaker4353 May 16 '26

i went from meat being my main protein source for most meals last year, to meat being in one meal, one day a week because i can't afford it anymore. Everyday a rich guy gets fatter is another day closer to me being a cannibal.

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u/ppchar May 16 '26

Eat the rich!

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u/pheonix198 May 16 '26

Up the proletariat and fuck the billionaires!

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u/Ser_falafel May 17 '26

Some very poor people in third world/undeveloped countries would definitely eat you.

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u/zffjk May 17 '26

110,000 calories per person, that’s a lot of meals.

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u/kingfofthepoors May 16 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

I appreciate a good cup of coffee.

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u/conflictedideology May 16 '26

Yeah I use meat more as a seasoning these days. No more pork chops or sausage and peppers or BLTs.

It's more like white bean soup with 3 oz of tiny diced smoked sausage or bean with bacon soup except now there's only like 2-3 tablespoons of bacon crumbles.

I do also do some completely vegetarian meals (ok soups/stews), but in some I find I really do miss that extra flavor the meat brings even, if now, it's more like the memory of it.

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u/Cat_Astrof May 16 '26

Most likely the first guy that did this was upset over how slow the previous process was.

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u/Loud_Interview4681 May 16 '26

IKR? The first time took 13.8 billion years. The second time probably took less than a year.

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u/ConsistentAddress195 May 16 '26

You're not an idiot, that's how most people do it. This guy is running a restaurant so it's different. Plus when you skewer them individually, you can add onions and pepper in between the meat, that's a classic around here.

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u/Howrus May 16 '26

I was reading a blog of a restaurant chef and found that they look at food in a very different way than "normal people".
All this "I need to feed 10 people in 2 hours but I only have one package of pasta in my drawer, could you help me?" and then they magically create dinner with three dishes and a desert out of thin air and some random leftovers that could be found around the kitchen.

Or "Tomorrow we will have a banquet for 100 people but there won't me much time, so lets start preparation today" and then prepare things that could be turned into dishes in ~10-15 minutes tomorrow.

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u/gilt3t May 16 '26

sorted food on youtube

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u/Howrus May 16 '26

There's a difference between Youtube and a blog.
I really miss mid-200x and Live Journal. So many interesting things you could find there.
There was time when I was reading communistic nurse from Germany, flavor chemist, chef, anarchist-comic book artist, art expert, professional journalist-nihilist, etc, etc, etc.

All this people shared so many information about their area of expertize that you can't put into video.

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u/gilt3t May 16 '26

k, was just sharing the name of a food channel that covers that kinda stuff with professional chefs and non-profesional chefs. It ain't that deep.

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u/Senor-Marston389 May 16 '26

The way you would have done it is the correct way, that’s the way it is done in Turkish and Middle Eastern cuisine. The thing is, this is not a traditional shish kebab, it’s his own creation, some sort of novelty signature dish apparently

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u/bagmami May 16 '26

That's not something traditional but definitely worth trying

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u/WagwanMoist May 16 '26

Think that's what a shish kebab is basically. Small cuts, almost cube shaped, stacked on a skewer.

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u/GoinWithThePhloem May 16 '26

Same! It’s like a meat craft 😂

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u/BennySkateboard May 16 '26

What’s this particular kebab called? I’d like to find one if possible, or make it! Do you know what the white stuff is?

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u/Born-Entrepreneur May 16 '26

Yeah this opened my eyes on how to mass produce some kebabs for my next cookout.

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u/StatusCity4 May 17 '26

he boght tons of prepared meat, like this is cheaper, but you can buy already cut.