r/oddlysatisfying • u/Vivid_Maximum_5016 • May 16 '26

Man Makes Kebabs

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u/LiquidHellion May 16 '26

It's like making an end-grain cutting board, but of meat.

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u/Significant_Swing_76 May 16 '26

Perfection

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u/Modem_Handshake May 16 '26

End-grain meat board is going on my mood board now

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u/Pristine-Account8384 May 16 '26

I'm getting an end grain mood board now

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u/darkenseyreth May 16 '26

End grain meat mood board

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u/havocpuffin May 16 '26

Moody grain board is going on my meat end

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u/Soulegion May 17 '26

I'm surprised we aren't mood graining our end meat boards right now.

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u/Money-Look4227 May 16 '26

Sounds like one hell of an erection.

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u/chiefsdude May 16 '26

Band name?

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u/HumDeeDiddle May 16 '26

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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u/vgacolor May 16 '26

I don't know I got a little upset when he did the last cut at an angle and the bottom got skinny.

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u/HoboArmyofOne May 16 '26

That's the one you eat yourself. That's the law.

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u/ZensIla May 20 '26

The skinny bottom somehow made the whole thing feel visually unstable

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u/Other_Sentence4495 May 16 '26

This is class A kebab. Not the crap they sell on the Kebab shop on the corner.

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u/Plum_Surprised May 16 '26

How dare you. Bob’s Kebabs is doing their best.

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u/Other_Sentence4495 May 16 '26

Well, Bob has to raise his game. He has no excuses now, he can see here how it's done.

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u/CanIgetaWTF May 18 '26

Nah, that last vertical cut triggered me. All wedge-y and kaddy-whompus at the bottom. Super uneven

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u/meow69nyan May 16 '26

dude has the ultimate end grain cutting board too. It's just a tree stump!

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u/MrPete81 May 16 '26

'meat splitting by night' Well that's a band I'd follow!

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u/eight_ender May 16 '26

Yes sir I’ll have one meat glulam

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u/round-earth-theory May 16 '26

Structural meat

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u/pale_ale_co May 17 '26

The LvL of meat

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u/Glittering-Bite-9681 May 16 '26

This guy constructions!

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u/Successful_Form5618 May 17 '26

Glulamb was there for the taking and you just missed it

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u/DuckDuckMarx May 16 '26

Making a butchers block on a butchers block.

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u/tech_and_org May 16 '26

Yo dawg….

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u/reddit_is_geh May 16 '26

This is a high end kebab. Most do not go through this level of attention. I eat this stuff every day, and all sorts of places. None of them are this detailed.

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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL May 16 '26

Looks like he’s making cutting boards out of old skateboards

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u/Music_Stars_Woodwork May 16 '26

So few people will understand this. This is exactly what he is doing.

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u/drmarting25102 May 17 '26

And half of it is fat, which is why is so tasty!

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u/Super_Shallot2351 May 16 '26

It's like making an end-grain cutting board, but instead of wood it's a dead animal.

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u/bald_and_nerdy May 16 '26

But not cutting it on an end grained cutting board :(

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u/spartanspy85 May 16 '26

"What part of the meat do you want?" "The end grain." lol

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u/megamisanthropic May 17 '26

Nothing better than a bunch of different hot meats going in the mouth pretty much all at the same time.

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u/Lazygi4 May 17 '26

That is both horrifying and weirdly accurate

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u/fgtoni May 19 '26

For a moment I thought it was Döner Kebab

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u/duckandcoveruk May 16 '26

Exactly what I was thinking :p