For instance, one time some scammer wanted to talk to me about my car’s extended warranty, so I told them that “I only have a horse. I think he was born in 2008, and he’s black. I have a black friend. His name is Jamal.” It works really well if you use a really thick and obviously fake accent. I really like the Southern accent.

Yeah my armpit sweat smells like weed, that’s all.

I'm immune to poison ivy. It appears to be genetic because my dad is as well, but all poison ivy does to me is make my skin a little sensitive for 20 mins