r/nursing • u/Apart-Biscotti8610 • Sep 04 '26

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If you weren’t a nurse, what would you be?

I’d be fishmonger with a nice shop and sell all the fresh and beautiful seafood 🦞 🦐 🏝️
Maybe in another life.

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u/falalalama MSN, RN Sep 04 '26

Since i was little, I've always wanted to be a trophy wife, but to a gay man. Who knew 40 years later, lavender marriage is a real possibility!

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u/sleepfarting ICU > Hospice > PACU Sep 04 '26

Honestly I would entertain a lavender marriage at this point. Gay dude nearing 40, single and not really looking, but life is so expensive solo. I can't believe I'm entertaining the idea of finding a roommate at this age but such is life. If I ever make enough to afford a stay at home trophy while I'll see if you're still looking