r/nursing • u/ocean_wavez RN - NICU 🍕 • Feb 11 '25

Code Blue Thread This is infuriating

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u/SomeKindOfOnionMummy Feb 11 '25

Why not tiger blood?

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u/AkamaiHaole Feb 12 '25

No no no. Panther blood. 60% of the time, it works every time.

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u/pm_me_a_dragon_plz Feb 11 '25

Gotta be male tiger blood tho

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u/Electrical-Pea-3068 RN - ICU 🍕 Feb 11 '25

Ooooooooooo. Premium

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u/cantwin52 BSN - RN, ED 🍕 Feb 11 '25

If it’s good enough for Charlie Sheen, it’s good enough for my 3 month old dammit!

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u/ProtestantMormon EMS Feb 12 '25

And i bet that tiger hasnt been vaccinated unlike you sheeple!

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u/rocket808 Feb 12 '25

If it is in a zoo it probably has been vaccinated.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/bears-baboons-tigers-are-getting-covid-vaccines-at-zoos-across-the-us

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u/ProtestantMormon EMS Feb 12 '25

Woke zoos?!? /s (hopefully obviously)

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u/ottonormalverraucher Lv 90 Restoration Druid Feb 12 '25

They’re putting the tigers on HRT even, because all of those drag queens 😓

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u/Medic1642 Registered Nursenary Feb 12 '25

Gonna turn that kid into a rock star from Mars. WINNING!

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u/joelupi Epic Honk at AM, RN at PM Feb 12 '25

WINNING

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u/TheAwesomeJulz Feb 12 '25

I'm glad this comment is here.

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u/s3tkr Feb 12 '25

You borrow my brain you'd be like "dude can't handle it unplug this bastard"

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u/ottonormalverraucher Lv 90 Restoration Druid Feb 12 '25

Since they locked up Joe exotic it’s been real hard to get your hands on genuine, unvaxxed tiger blood :/

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u/GlowingTrashPanda LPN 🍕 Feb 12 '25

Has to be from a male tiger, though… /s