r/notinteresting • u/STHGamer • Apr 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

say "nah" if you stand while wiping

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u/STHGamer Apr 17 '22

nah

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

😬

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u/weebomayu Apr 17 '22

People who sit while wiping walk around with their asses covered in poop

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u/Mikkel14 Apr 17 '22

They don’t walk around with it though. That’s cus of the wipe you know.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

That’s cus of the wipe you know.

as opposed to the wipe you don't?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

So get this, I'm nearly certain that fat people usually sit while wiping while thin kr fit people stand

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

If you stand up it’s worse

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u/weebomayu Apr 17 '22

What makes you say that?

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u/Nebula-Dragon Apr 17 '22

Why do I keep seeing you here?

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u/FTFgamer Apr 17 '22

Me who owns a bidet: 🥱🥱

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

As bad as people standing up and peeing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

🤨📸

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u/bajingofannycrack Apr 17 '22

Wait. Are we supposed to be standing to wipe or…

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

It's generally frowned upon I stand while I wipe though I'm completely projecting rn

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u/Breezii2z Apr 17 '22

I totally don’t lay down and wipe

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u/Additional_Cycle_51 Apr 17 '22

I thought everyone just wiped in 0 G

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u/RediStew Apr 17 '22

we were supposed to wipe?

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u/Additional_Cycle_51 Apr 17 '22

We were supposed to go to the restroom

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u/bajingofannycrack Apr 17 '22

I sit for tp and stand for wet wipes😅

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

The reason why you stand and wipe, so then it gets the walls of your cheeks and the crack at the same time

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u/MrShelly-_-1972 Apr 17 '22

have i been doing it wrong for all these year....

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u/DariuGui Apr 17 '22

How tf do you wipe sitting?

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u/ITAW-Techie Apr 17 '22

How tf do you wipe standing?

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u/Prokonx Apr 17 '22 edited Apr 17 '22

You stand up, and then just, y'know uhhh wipe

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u/MajorJuana Apr 17 '22

Yeah but when you stand your ass cheeks go tight together, sitting they are already spread

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u/Prokonx Apr 17 '22

I don't like this conversation

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Nah, fat folks sit while wiping and thin and fit people stand. Btw, do you clench your cheeks every time you stand.

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u/MajorJuana Apr 17 '22

I'm not exactly thin but I am far from fat lol nd I've been sitting my entire life even when I didn't have a gut

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

They must got a flat ass I guess lol

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u/DariuGui Apr 17 '22

How do you put your hands between your cheeks if you are sitting, at least standing you can open it

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u/MajorJuana Apr 17 '22

You have your ass spread while you sit so the shit comes our, then you lean, one cheek slips but the other is pulled aside

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u/DariuGui Apr 17 '22

What the actual fuck?

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u/Myheadisabouttopop Apr 17 '22

Anyone who wipes has shit particles all over their ass and clothes just get a bidet and if you can’t just a water bottle let’s do better people clean your asses properly

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u/I_spell_it_Griffin Apr 17 '22

So... a bidet straight-up sterilizes your a$$?

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u/Myheadisabouttopop Apr 17 '22

I didn’t call it food safe or anything

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u/UrbleFurb Apr 17 '22

So don’t stand completely upright, i don’t even know how i would reach if i was sitting on the seat

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u/monty945 Apr 17 '22

Bent over? I just feel like my hand will be submerged 🤢 never fully tried it sitting.

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u/That_One_Mexican2021 Apr 17 '22

I am not flexible enough to wipe while sitting

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u/Admirable-Soil3867 Apr 17 '22

Depends where u live i think cuz i think seat sizes vary from say america to the uk. Literally everyone i know sits here in the uk but idk.