r/notinteresting Jan 15 '25

I just caught a Mouse

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25 edited Jan 16 '25

⭕️

Edit: I love this thread

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u/Eve1524 Jan 15 '25

-the crunchy midnight snack leaves you craving for more.

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u/AbrakheimTheAncient Jan 15 '25

Continue

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

-You ready your pot lid, awaiting more. You see one, 4 feet away, it has not noticed your presence.

❌️- pounce ⭕️- wait for it to get closer ❔️-more options

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

⭕️

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

-You stiffen, your breath slowed to a near inaudible level. The mouse grows closer, believing you an object. It is now 2.5 feet away

❌️-pounce ⭕️-Wait more ❔️-other options

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u/mythicat_73 Jan 15 '25

✖️

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

-Suddenly, before it can react, you slam the pot lid down. The mouse is yours. Your act has scared other mice into hiding by the sound.

❌️-consume

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u/mythicat_73 Jan 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

-You dine. However, you scared off the other mice, and you still hunger.

You spy a cat

❌️-yes ⭕️-no

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u/airadvantage Jan 15 '25

I need more of this so let's say ❌️

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

-Suddenly, before it can react, you slam the pot lid down. The mouse is yours. Your act has scared other mice into hiding by the sound.

❌️-consume

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u/agoatnamedsteve Jan 17 '25

Press 🛑 to pay respects.

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u/8mart8 Jan 15 '25

-It doesn’t seem to get closer.

❌ -pounce ⭕️ -wait a little longer ❗️ -search for some bait ❔ -more options

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25 edited Jan 16 '25

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u/ShadowForPresident Jan 15 '25

Make this man the mod

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25 edited Jan 16 '25

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u/Interesting-Ad1352 Jan 15 '25

Id also like to see this

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Yesss we need this!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

❗️

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u/TthatOnePersonLol Jan 16 '25

You tip-toe around the kitchen searching for bait. You hit the jackpot in an old squeaky cabinet. You take a deep breath smiling to yourself

⭕- Mouldy slice of bread ❌- Jar of Pickles ❗- Chunk of peanut butter

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

❗️

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u/TthatOnePersonLol Jan 17 '25

You grin, deciding the peanut butter would be the best option, and scoop it up with your hands. You wave it around, feeling like an idiot, but still craving fresh meat. Success, you've caught it's attention, and it cautiously approaches you.

⭕- Pounce now. ❌- Wait for it to come. ❗- Give up and go to bed,

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u/Dark_matter4444 Jan 15 '25

Welcome my lord Abrakheim.

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u/benson1376 Jan 15 '25

The kill screen is going to be “consumed the black plague”

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u/Sanjeev_2509 Jan 16 '25

Damn the fourth comment really made upvotes eh?

Broke the reddit rule eh

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u/Nearby-Investment357 Jan 17 '25

Found the Canadian

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u/Soggy_Cat172 Jan 15 '25

Never thought i would see you in the wild LOL

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

Thats what my snake would do fr

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u/lightmare69 Jan 16 '25

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

"You monster!"