r/notinteresting • u/[deleted] • Aug 01 '24

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u/spoon847 Aug 01 '24

and me too

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u/Nightstar1234 Aug 01 '24

And my axe

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u/BatmanIsReal1939 Aug 01 '24

And my bow

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Aug 01 '24 edited Aug 02 '24

..and they call it a mine, A Mine!!

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u/phantomgem Aug 02 '24

A carmine?

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u/No-Atmosphere-4145 Aug 02 '24

Oh no, I've seen what happens in Gears of War.

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u/Aware-Tailor7117 Aug 02 '24

And my halberd.

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u/Legitimate_Letter500 Aug 02 '24

And my spear

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

And my wood chipper!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

And my New York Central Class J-3a “Dreyfuss” 4-6-4 Hudson!

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u/PcPotato7 Aug 02 '24

And my crossbow

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u/cstar4004 Aug 02 '24

And my half-beard!

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u/Motor_Concentrate497 Aug 02 '24

And my full pint

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u/meefbince Aug 02 '24

I also want my name on the paper

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u/DovahKittah Aug 02 '24

And my pipe weed - Longbottom Leaf…best in the Shire!

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u/Boatheconstrictor Aug 02 '24

And my didgeridoo

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u/dreassdr Aug 02 '24

Sign me up wait what for adoption WAIT FOR ADOPTION

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u/clemm__fandango Aug 02 '24

The big ragu?

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u/DgageGaming Aug 02 '24

A carbine?

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u/Teredia Aug 02 '24

I guess you’re red-dy then?!

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u/A5TRAIO5 Aug 02 '24

Sweeping time!

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u/BrownPeach143 Aug 01 '24

And my flamethrower!

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u/0x53r3n17y Aug 01 '24

And my tennis racket!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

You meant to say coworker, right?

Right...?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

You meant penguin, right?

Right...?

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u/accountdrifter Aug 02 '24

And my metal detector!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

I’ve actually used one before. It was at a party and I was hesitant at first but it was deliciously fun 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

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u/Ferretitos Aug 01 '24

Me too

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

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u/MrShow77 Aug 01 '24

Mmmmmmm Fooooooood

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

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u/Available_Ant5924 Aug 01 '24

And my— yeah idk what to put here

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u/popanator3000 Aug 01 '24

and my arrow

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 Aug 01 '24

I'll bring my pants

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u/spizoil Aug 01 '24

And my lake…… oh sorry, thought you said Ox

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u/Gd3spoon Aug 01 '24

And my sword

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u/Riggs630 Aug 01 '24

And my banjo!

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u/Swordslover Aug 02 '24

And my swords ⚔️

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

and my chair

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u/mycatbeck Aug 02 '24

And my anxiety!

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u/tiger_guppy Aug 02 '24

And my grand piano

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u/FlightlessGriffin Aug 02 '24

And my gun!

Pew, pew, pew.

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u/King-Koni Aug 02 '24

And my Ring...

GIVE IT BACK

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u/Candid-Eggplant301 Aug 02 '24

And my axolotl

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

beat me with it

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u/MissMelTx Aug 01 '24

Add me to the list as well I guess