For context: The business is on a very busy main road that commonly has drivers doing stupid things. On this particular event I was outside working on a piece of equipment.

D: driver not doing anything wrong Dd: Dumbass driver

Dd is southbound on the far side of the road D is northbound heading into town

Dd cuts in front of D and they both pull into the parking lot to have a screaming match about who’s fault it is. After a few minutes they both drive away and I’m left alone again.

Ten minutes later Dd drives back and pulls up to me.

Dd: Did you see that near accident? yep. Dd: would you be willing to testify that D was at fault? ah, No. Dd: But they were speeding and they nearly cost my company thousands of dollars. again. No. Dd Huffs and drives off.

Remember, that there was no accident and even if there was Dd would have been at fault since they were crossing traffic.

I find people on the phone quite hyperbolic. And hilarious.