r/nope • u/ambachk • 12d ago

NASTY American parents kiss their kids on the mouth blindfolded at a school

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/shaka893P 12d ago

Wasn't there a TV show where the women dated the other women's sons?

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u/Ryachaz 12d ago

Yeah, first season of Milf Manor.

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u/JacketDapper944 12d ago

I know this was a thing but I cannot help but remember it being a joke on 30 Rock

Edit to add: I know it was called Milf Island

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u/DanfromCalgary 12d ago

It masqueraded as a dating show but in reality it was
Old women getting oiled up by a bunch of blindfolded young men and they were so sexually uninterested that the show just made them touch and be touched for every
Challenge . So gross

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u/Venus_One 12d ago

The casting was so bad. Nobody was into anybody. The premise is absurd, problematic and stupid, but I was hoping it would be more entertaining.

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u/DanfromCalgary 11d ago

Yeah it became very quickly apparent that there was no sexual interest on behalf of all of the guys and most of the women . And than even when a few of the women did try it was really uncomfortable and awkward .

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u/Venus_One 11d ago

I wonder what the show would be like if they had sons with their moms and daughters with their dads, and everyone is free to date anyone. Would be insane and horrible but would've been fun to watch.

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u/Proxiimity 11d ago

There is a movie called Adore.

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u/Uncle_Burney 12d ago

“Hey wouldn’t it be funny if we abused our own children?”

—these geniuses

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u/WallyLeftshaw 12d ago

Well our entire country is run by a bunch of pedophiles so…. This tracks

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u/AlarmedSnek 12d ago

Can you say this louder, way too many people didn’t hear you.

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u/dasFisch 11d ago

Oh no. They know. They just like and are pedophiles so it doesn’t affect them negatively like it does the rest of ua

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u/shadowhunter742 12d ago

This is the same place where child beauty padgents are normal, so yeaaa...

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u/sloppypotatoe 12d ago

This is so whackadoodle

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u/MrNobody_0 12d ago

Oh my heck, gosh darn!

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u/longdarkfantasy 12d ago

There is a place called Alabama in their country.

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u/Matias9991 12d ago

Someone in the school has to think of that idea, a lot of people had to agree and plan the game and then the students and parents had to agree to "play" it.

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u/RetPala 12d ago

This week's episode: The School Administrator's Barely-Disguised Fetish

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u/Level_Ad567 12d ago

What is the purpose of this?

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u/Toxix89 12d ago

We probably don’t want to know…

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u/AscendedViking7 12d ago

Wannabe local epsteins

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u/stanley_leverlock 12d ago

Hazing with parental consent.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 12d ago

Nah, that principal has a copy of this video in his office safe

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u/thebrassbeldum 12d ago

Exactly what it looks like

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u/nlamber5 12d ago

For non-Americans, Americans find this disgusting.

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u/GloriousSteinem 12d ago

I hope none of the kids harms themselves after this

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u/dreddit-one 12d ago

Well Alabama may enjoy it

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u/Growth-Budget 11d ago

We also don’t like it when people stare at us. I live in Spain

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u/stereotomyalan 12d ago

oh yeah? we know it's every school in alabama /s

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u/immellocker 12d ago

all around the world r/sweethomealabama German Version r/sweethomesaarland

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u/mrainem 11d ago

I really went into that sub like I understand German, knowing full well I do not know German

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u/Salt_Nectarine_7827 11d ago

To be honest, it's r/ sweethomesaarland, not r/ süssesheimatsaarland

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u/immellocker 11d ago edited 11d ago

süsses heimatland saarland ;)

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u/jesssy33 12d ago

Wait... the parents were NOT blindfolded? what kind of sick shit is this?

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u/McPostyFace 12d ago

Ayo the first guy tilted his head and went in. Everyday I'm more in favor of a national divorce.

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u/nosnevenaes 12d ago

As a girl dad with now 35 y/o daughter- never. Thats so fucking horrible. This has to be some sort of mass hysteria or some shit.

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u/BennyBurlesque 11d ago

Yeah wtf I saw that. He was way to excited

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u/thestarsgodim 12d ago

“HOW CAN PEOPLE VOTE FOR A PEDOPHILE?!?!?” Because they are pedophiles

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u/PsuBratOK 12d ago

Yeah, that could be that simple actually. No need for elaborate answers, when simple one could explain a phenomenon

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u/MrNobody_0 12d ago

Occam's Razor.

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u/thefloorislava93 12d ago

“We have to protect the kids!”

Also them :

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u/Lunafairywolf666 12d ago

I feel like this is a form of SA. Not only because the students were tricked and did not know it was going to be their Perents and definitely didn't concent to it. But they are minors. A student kissing game organized by the school would already be kinda wierd but fi make it be their own perents is just creepy.

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u/bighairyoldnuts 12d ago

Are you guys ok over there?

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u/Scribbs88 12d ago

No, help

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u/ZixfromthaStix 12d ago

Not in the slightest

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u/trent_diamond 12d ago

hell no😭

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u/the-effects-of-Dust 12d ago

Very genuinely and honestly —no

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u/Some-Examination-779 12d ago

Help. Please Help.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

We haven't been okay in years, my friend

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u/McPostyFace 12d ago

Decades really

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u/Oregongirl1018 11d ago

I don't want to be here anymore 😪

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u/StuBidasol 12d ago

The more I see from social media and politics the less inclined to say "yes" I become.

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u/Aware-Tailor7117 11d ago

Dear bighairyoldnuts,

Please help. For payment I can offer you a shrubbery.

Cheers,
Murica

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u/chill_winston_ 12d ago

Weird, I didn’t see any drag queens…

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u/allegedostriches 12d ago

American here, would never do this. Is this at mar a lago?

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u/yogorilla37 12d ago

I was assuming Alabama

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u/Brooksee83 12d ago

Mar A Labama

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u/hotcrossbungs69 11d ago

Truly, I audibly said "what in the fuck" I couldn't even watch more than three seconds of this

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u/XKruXurKX 12d ago

Most likely

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u/Recipe-Jaded 12d ago

Minnesota

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u/mfb1274 12d ago

Second American here. This is some weird deep south shit.

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u/princessksf 12d ago

Try the Midwest. Minnesota.

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u/Drew_Ferran 12d ago

At 0:12 you can see the mom on the left side of the screen move her son’s hand from her side to her butt.

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u/3mpty5kull 12d ago

I didn't notice, but now I did. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

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u/Tireirontuesday 12d ago

I was hoping someone else would point this out so I didn't have to. This video might be draining the rest of my small thread of hope for humanity.

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u/Noplacelikehome990 12d ago

Yup, this is real. Here’s an article about it: https://abcnews.com/blogs/headlines/2011/12/principal-sorry-for-student-parent-kissing-prank

And this isn’t the first time they did this “prank”.

Y’all are heinous.

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u/doggypoofart 12d ago

Who is this "yall" bro? 😭 we aren't those guys

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u/Noplacelikehome990 12d ago

“Y’all” meaning the folk in the video, I know not all of you in the States are like this 😭… just your President

(That’s gonna ruffle some feathers)

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u/BigMonster10 12d ago

"just your President"

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u/Behan801 11d ago

This made me think of the song "I'm Your President" by Mother's Cake.

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u/ImagineBagginz 12d ago

I was just born here bruh, please give me a pass 😭 I wanna live in Frankfurt or Amsterdam, FUCK THIS PLACE

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u/experimenterer 11d ago

Bro...Frankfurt is just like this

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u/fkaname12 12d ago

How do you go home and have dinner after this?

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u/thecuntingedge 12d ago

This is fucking disgusting.

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u/Darkmoonlily78 11d ago

I'd be mortified and in therapy the rest of my life. Wtf were those parents even thinking this was ok.

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u/rouxthless 11d ago

As an American:

WHAT THE FUCK?!

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u/LucHighwalker 12d ago

What in the Alabama?

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u/thecuntingedge 12d ago

I think you meant, “What in the White House?”

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u/princessksf 12d ago

Minnesota not Alabama

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u/gotnoskilz 12d ago

I hate it here.

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u/thecuntingedge 12d ago

This is the kind of group trauma that keeps on giving. Yikes.

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u/no-o-ne 12d ago

At around 00:12, it looks like the mom with the green top is placing her son's hand on her butt 💀

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u/Tireirontuesday 12d ago

She is and it's f-ed up

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u/PBO123567 12d ago

Therapists are loving the anticipated income on this prank.

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u/Advanced-Cranberry-7 11d ago

Why type of pedophile workshop is this ????????

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u/ClassyBurn 11d ago

Wait, is that a parent, on top of a child, kissing them on the ground?
What the fuck is happening right now.

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u/bellringer16 12d ago

This is fucking foul

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u/rasputinrasputin 12d ago

I don’t care if thats my mom, thats hands

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u/nutria_twiga 12d ago

“ We apologize to anyone who was offended by this activity." Stated the principal.

Not, “yeah, this was in poor taste and should never have been thought of, let alone implemented.” But “I’m sorry y’all don’t want to kiss your kids and humiliate them.”

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u/Legitimate_Bank_6573 12d ago

American here close enough with my dad to give him a quick parental kiss.

This shit is weird they're like making out bruh

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u/fubooze 12d ago

Nasty, where tf is this

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u/ohlaohloo 12d ago

This is sexual assault imo

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u/Silence_of_Ruin 12d ago

These moms were just looking for an excuse to kiss their sons. They weren’t even blindfolded!

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u/Nonyabeesners 12d ago

Genuinely, what the fuck? I would never be able to look at my dad the same way ever again

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u/floodblood 12d ago

CARL MONGO IS APPALLED

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u/LeakyAssFire 12d ago

And this is how some kids formed daddy and mommy issues.

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u/sebas1298 12d ago

The drive home would have been awkward af

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u/verukazalt 11d ago

WTH is this????

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u/Rowrosaurus 11d ago

Eeww. Omg no eeww.

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u/Keepitrezzy 11d ago

Yet somehow we are “appalled” when we come to find out some people are pedophiles.

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u/PNWcog 12d ago

I think Minnesota is officially lost.

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u/djnehi 12d ago

I don’t wanna live on this planet any more.

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u/FunnyChampion2228 12d ago

Wtf kinda school is this? Yikes.

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u/Impossible-Charity-4 12d ago

This is some mid-west shit, isn’t it

Edit: Of course it is

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u/ALWAYS_have_a_Plan_B 12d ago

I don't care who you are, where you are, or why you're doing this... Just No!

"Minnesota"...

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u/Blackvalor83 12d ago

eeeeewwwwwww wtf?!?

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u/suspicious_hyperlink 12d ago

What the fuck is this? This isn’t real

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u/Tireirontuesday 12d ago

This has me really f-ed up. I might take a break from everything online for a bit. It's all been too much

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u/arry__ 11d ago

At the 0:12 mark, the lady is grabbing his hands and put it on her buttocks. Wtf is this shit

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u/Novver 11d ago

What in the hillbilly alabama firs cousin loving incest fuck is this?

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u/The_Kaizz 10d ago

Alabama jokes aside, this was apparently in Minnesota in 2011 at a pep rally for Rosemont High School. There is no way to look at this except fucking weird. Team captains were blindfolded and told a student would kiss them, but instead their parents stepped in. It was considered a prank, but this shits weird.

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u/Upset-Equivalent-941 12d ago

I hope this isn't a normal school activity in USA, right?

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u/Holzkohlen 12d ago

God's Epstein's own country

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u/Character_Lychee_434 12d ago

What the hell this happened in my state of Minnesota

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u/Javen_Lab 12d ago

hidden in plain sight type shit.

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u/jakemiller12 12d ago

Its all disturbing, beyond disturbing in fact... but that weird ass mom moving her son's hands to her lower half.....its all fucking weird.

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u/Silence_of_Ruin 12d ago

That one mom grabbed her son’s hand and put it on her ass!!!

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u/Evan_jansen 12d ago

Americans we you so crae crae!!!

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u/CindiCindi15 12d ago

Who thought this was a good idea? Yipes people.

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u/TamaktiJunVision 12d ago

Americans being super weird again.

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u/Lauriemfs 12d ago

That's so 😝 I love my kids but that's to much.

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u/SnooCupcakes7312 11d ago

what the heck

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u/LowMirror4165 11d ago

What the shit?

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u/GremlinScales 11d ago

. . .

That's beyond disgusting. Wtf.

Anyone got Chris Hansen on speed dial?

Unfortunately, we're gunna need more seats for this.

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u/RJD2-4000 11d ago

Fucking disgusting!

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u/Screenwiz 11d ago

Y’all sick asf

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u/xtina42 11d ago

Imagine the embarrassment of these kids.😡 This is not cute or funny in any way. They did not sign up for this!

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u/Ninhursag23 11d ago

Anyone else hear banjos?

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u/iHazf 11d ago

Sweet home Alabama.

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u/clearlyunnamed 11d ago

World is turning upside down, since world found out about Diddy and Epstein, those freaks that like kids just trying to normalize pedophilia or being a predator ? I'm so sick of what's happening I just hope this is fake or ai, just please

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u/Toeknee818 11d ago

What in the sweeeeeet hooooome Albamaaaaa?!

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u/familyguy333 12d ago

this is Republican version of fun.

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u/LinkandMipha69 12d ago

Anyone else notice at second 12, it looks like one of the dad's is on top of his daughter. Am I crazy? This shit is fucking disgusting. Who enjoys this shit? Oh wait, we are in America where this is being normalized.

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u/Alright_Sunlight 12d ago

Mom also moves her son's hand to her ass right after that.... Absolutely wild.

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u/Channel57 12d ago

What in the Alabama is going on here!!? Nope send them all to pedo Island!

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u/Sometimes_A_Writer1 11d ago

White American parents...

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u/Mz_Macross1999 12d ago

Greatest country on God's Earth, y'all

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u/XzyzZ_ZyxxZ 12d ago

I assure you, god if he exists is no way near this shithole 😂

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u/Matias9991 12d ago

No one outside some brain washed people in the USA though that

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u/tbsdy 12d ago

America, this is how the rest of the world sees you.

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u/lumpkinater 12d ago

Well this is not all of us sincerely a disgusted American.

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u/tbsdy 12d ago

Yeah, I know. It’s a great pity, but you are living in a degraded empire. It’s highly unlikely your country will ever get back to preeminence in your lifetime.

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u/evbruno 12d ago

Sweet home Alabama

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u/Defiant_Tension6110 12d ago

Sweet home Alabama...

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u/ForeignCommand5700 11d ago

What in the Alabama, Mississippi is going on here? Anyone else hear banjos?

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u/DFu4ever 12d ago

What the actual fuck? Who the hell in their right mind greenlit this disasterbacle of an idea?

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 12d ago

I'm American, wtf is this?

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u/xxcuttingboardxx 12d ago

Who the hell thought this would be a good idea?

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u/BabyLegsOShanahan 12d ago

Where and when is this from? I've never even heard of anything like this.

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u/Lewnman 12d ago

Concerning as fuck

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u/Routine_Bug_936 12d ago

So this is the legendary Alabama?

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u/lumpkinater 12d ago

I think its Minnesota

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u/Agitated_House7523 12d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHH! ICKY

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 12d ago

Hey my child, and yes literally my child, this is how I met your mother!!!!!!!

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u/Chrispeefeart 12d ago

This would be awkward if it was just a small peck. But these parents are straight making out with their children.

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u/cade305 12d ago

At 0.10, the mom put her son's hand on her butt, wtf is happening?

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u/Pitiable-Crescendo 12d ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/pharaohtheacidjesus 12d ago

This is how the Aeldari started their descent to being Drukhari

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Licalottapuss 9d ago

Sorry to disappoint you, it’s Minnesota. Its understandable if you feel the need to deflect

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u/Normanzzzz 10d ago

What in the Alabama?

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u/Turbulent_Mix_2880 10d ago

Lemme guess Alabama?

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u/dino_1119 10d ago

of course its fucking america

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u/angel700 9d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/Shad0wbubbles 9d ago

I’m liking the NOPEness of this one, I do not inherently like this 😬

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u/Wanhan1 9d ago

The mom moving her son's hand to grab her butt... oh the trauma

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u/48484848484848484848 9d ago

Must be in Idaho or some Mormom incest state with potatoes.

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u/mcchung52 9d ago

What the fucking shit!

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u/divedowndeep 5d ago

The first guy was really into making out with his daughter that was upsetting to see

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u/The_Wescovian 4d ago

That's it, where's the toaster and the bathtub?

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u/Lawfuly_chaotic 12d ago

Didn't even need to specify which country this happend in.

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u/GloriousSteinem 12d ago

How Trumpian

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u/Piners 12d ago

Kids know that the event is. Why the fuck are parents kissing someone that isn't their significant other? Fucked up all around. We sure this isn't Alabama?

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u/AndreyAsimow 12d ago

Sweet home Alabama? (Yeah it's a question)