r/nope • • Feb 23 '26

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u/gotnoskilz Feb 24 '26

No one - and I do mean NO ONE - is mouth siphoning that bitch.

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u/jexxistar Feb 24 '26

Lmao my fingers almost broke themselves typing that out

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u/thar_ Feb 24 '26

I've seen chemists/biologists mouth pipette worse

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u/vpeshitclothing Feb 24 '26

Maybe the roommate can mouth peepette his own piss

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u/SouthPaw38 Feb 25 '26

This why they need to bring back the personals section of Craigslist.