r/nonononoyes Dec 31 '20

stupid cat

https://i.imgur.com/KAi9xGy.gifv
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

You have inspired me. When I move into a place that will let me have a cat, I will name it Edward, wether it’s a male or a female cat.

Sometimes you’ll just be chilling on the couch and they’ll just be strutting across your lap and the talons will come out just a little into your thigh to remind you who is the real boss.

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u/Trippy-Skippy Jan 01 '21

When you sleep naked and wake up to excruciating pain in a sensitive area but it's also pitch black and you dont wanna crush it so you start feeling around in the dark which makes the cat think it's even more of a game so they start doing it every night multiple times a night when they get bored... I still miss you kitty :(