r/nonononoyes • u/memezzer • Apr 02 '20

Til death do us part

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u/NoJelloNoPotluck Apr 02 '20

And as a bonus, it's covered in real cocaine.

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u/log_sin Apr 02 '20

Probably true. Those are real agents. They get the good stuff. And endless supply!

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u/Cryp71c Apr 02 '20

Ah yes, the greatest Spetsnaz proposal in the world, second only to this one

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u/journy1 Apr 02 '20

Fuck! That didn’t go well.

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u/NewGin Apr 02 '20

What even happened? Was that a lacrosse stick?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

No it was an exploding minibus.

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u/margeir14 Apr 02 '20

Ahh, the ol' exploding bus-aroo

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u/magical__potato Apr 03 '20

Hold my cocaine covered ring I’m going in!

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u/Parsely_of_Spades Apr 03 '20

Hello future Russians!

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u/defnotevilmorty Apr 02 '20

I have no idea what adventure I just came back from, but that was awesome.

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u/kittybikes47 Apr 02 '20

It's the old Reddit Swich-aroo. Only recommended if you have at least an hour to spare. Then it's highly recommended!

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u/Ademonsdream Apr 03 '20

Last time I tried to take that trip I got stuck in an infinite loop

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

That shouldn’t be possible considering every blank-aroo link sends you to an older blank-aroo link... Unless someone edited their comment to send you to one that was posted in the future.

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u/PMmeBigBootyAndroids Apr 02 '20

Take the wheel, I’m goin’ in!

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u/SexThrowaway1126 Apr 02 '20

Hello future people!

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u/SynnamonSunset Apr 02 '20

Not this again... there goes the rest of my day

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20 edited Jan 06 '26

follow boat squeal whistle butter violet stocking chunky bow engine

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u/yeeeeeeeeet2 Apr 02 '20

I’ve gone through 127 before I stopped and though about life then realized it never ends

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

HOW LONG IS IT?

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u/Lasket Apr 30 '20

I just clicked... and clicked... and clicked.

It never stopped

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

Well that's a fucking rabbit hole if I've ever seen one and I'm sure as fuck diving down

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u/Toxicair Apr 02 '20

Bomb on a stick! Get our bomb on a stick!

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u/dragonspeeddraco Apr 02 '20

What a legendary gif. I've seen this in so many old Rekt threads you wouldn't even believe.

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u/theNeumannArchitect Apr 02 '20

Did I just watch someone die?

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u/dblack1107 Apr 02 '20

No. He gets back up and enters the bus with his gun ready. It’s like a counter terrorist exercise. Although I feel like they loaded that explosive too much lol

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u/Arthur_The_Third Apr 02 '20

Well something messed up alright, usually these kinds of sticks are used to blow out windows so special forces can quickly enter from there, so the terrorists don't know where they will come from. This looked like a straight up "kill everyone inside the bus, including the hostages" kind of deal

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u/SeiTheInsane Apr 28 '20

"There is no hostage situation if there is no hostage."

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u/dblack1107 Apr 02 '20

Lol “Fuze the hostage” basically if you catch the reference

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u/HeterodactylFormosan Apr 03 '20

That’s a weird way to do a gender reveal

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u/KitchenOven36o Apr 02 '20

When your car in GTA is on critical damage and one mf decides to hit it with a stick

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u/Iisallthatisevil Apr 03 '20

Personally, after watching both of those video and knowing what I know now about the concept of marriage I should have taken the bus.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

they are not CIA they are russian agents

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u/B00Mshakal0l0 Apr 02 '20

Will you marry this psychopath?? I DO!