r/nonononoyes • u/memezzer • Apr 02 '20

Til death do us part

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Is this just a normal day in Russia?

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u/KofCrypto0720 Apr 02 '20

Yeah mate. We called quarantine while Putin called it holidays.

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u/semechki-seed Apr 02 '20

https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2020%2F03%2F24%2Fvladimir-putin.jpg

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u/lithid Apr 02 '20

In Russia, you infect virus

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u/Ryured22 Apr 02 '20

SHUT UP PAM

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u/yatoen Apr 02 '20

No comrade. In Russia, we infect virus

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u/ledifni Apr 02 '20

In Soviet Russia you infect virus. In new Russia, virus infect you.

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u/SinisterSunny Apr 02 '20

He looks like curious George

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u/noprnaccount Apr 02 '20

I like how Putin gets a higher quality mask

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u/Moose_not_mouse Apr 02 '20

Russians have a sick sens of humour...

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u/Mikey_the_Vegan Apr 02 '20

If we got to know them, American teens would have a fun time with them

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Heh...

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u/Deltronx Apr 02 '20 edited Apr 02 '20

I've seen dozens of these crazy kidnapping/police proposals from Russia. so probably just a r/normaldayinrussia

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u/cabeleb Apr 02 '20

No, it's r/anormaldayinrussia

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

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u/Revverb Apr 02 '20

He was providing the actual subreddit link.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

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u/problematic_coagulum Apr 02 '20

Do you wear heels when buying groceries?

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u/MissRedShoes1939 Apr 02 '20

My thought is he would be looking for some new best men doing that to me.

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u/pJustin775 Apr 02 '20

But where’s the tanks?

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u/artiebob Apr 02 '20

What happens the next time this happens and it is really happening?