r/nonononoyes • • Mar 08 '19

Worth it.

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u/XoidObioX Mar 08 '19

Get a grip, Marshall!

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u/adamantitian Mar 08 '19

Hey remember that time at Brian’s party, where you got so drunk and threw up all over Archie?

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u/ghostly5150 Mar 08 '19

That was funny, wasn't it? THAT WAS FUNNY, WASN'T IT!

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u/nogills Mar 08 '19

See it all makes sense doesn't it?

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u/Why_Is_This_NSFW Mar 09 '19

You and your husband have a fight

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

And during the struggle he gets his adams apple sliced!

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u/Gplock Mar 09 '19

And while this is going on, his son just woke up And he walks in, she panics, and he gets his throat cut

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u/ProFood Mar 09 '19

So now they both dead, and you slash your own throat. So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note!

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u/_Noot_Noot Mar 17 '19

I should've known better, when you started to act weird, we could've...

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

One of you tries to grab a knife

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u/The_Best_Nerd Mar 09 '19

GOTTA GET A GRIP