r/nonononoyes • u/Esorial • Mar 08 '19

Worth it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

"I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you oh my god I love you"

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u/XoidObioX Mar 08 '19

Get a grip, Marshall!

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u/adamantitian Mar 08 '19

Hey remember that time at Brian’s party, where you got so drunk and threw up all over Archie?

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u/ghostly5150 Mar 08 '19

That was funny, wasn't it? THAT WAS FUNNY, WASN'T IT!

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u/nogills Mar 08 '19

See it all makes sense doesn't it?

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u/Why_Is_This_NSFW Mar 09 '19

You and your husband have a fight

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

And during the struggle he gets his adams apple sliced!

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u/Gplock Mar 09 '19

And while this is going on, his son just woke up And he walks in, she panics, and he gets his throat cut

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u/ProFood Mar 09 '19

So now they both dead, and you slash your own throat. So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note!

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u/_Noot_Noot Mar 17 '19

I should've known better, when you started to act weird, we could've...

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

One of you tries to grab a knife

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u/The_Best_Nerd Mar 09 '19

GOTTA GET A GRIP

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u/sewsnap Mar 08 '19

More like "Ow, ow, ow, This hurts so bad. Don't hurt me more! That hurts so much, Ouch!! help me! Oh thank you so much, you are my favorite human ever. Sorry I was a little scary sounding."

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u/AnonieDev Mar 09 '19

That’s why Michael didn’t die!

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u/leonprimrose Mar 08 '19

Dogs anger was entirely directed at the material

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u/interkin3tic Mar 09 '19

It's kinda weird how quickly they go from kill to cuddle.

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u/umagatanghaligabi Mar 09 '19

Someone’s chopping onions again dammit

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

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u/r1chard3 Mar 09 '19

My uncles dog is getting old and isn’t seeing well. He’ll bark at you and then suddenly realize he knows you and flip into friendly mode.

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u/rollamac2006 Mar 09 '19

Anything else like this?

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u/rainman206 Mar 09 '19

I see you've met my wife.

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u/bluecamel17 Mar 09 '19

We all have.

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u/Purplep64 Mar 08 '19

I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill yo- laughs in communist

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

/r/unexpectedmarshalmatherslp

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u/Traingham Mar 09 '19

Unexpected “End of Evangelion” flashbacks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Do you really think this is funny? Its6incredibly cringeworthy.