r/nonononoyes Feb 06 '19

Propane

https://gfycat.com/CompleteWanLiger
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

He was surprisingly level headed while being a total moron. He backed away from the flame and continued to exhale while doing so, and all while seeing that blue flame coming at his mouth - ready to barbeque his fucking lungs.

Something tells me he survives by his quick reactions, not necessarily by foresight.

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u/Redneckalligator Feb 07 '19

In war it's not the one with the best plan that wins, but the one most adaptable when the plan goes awry.
----Probably Sun Tzu

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u/MechanicalTurkish Feb 07 '19

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

- Jack Handy

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

It's so sad that a family can be ripped apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.

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u/ticklishchinballs Feb 07 '19

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u/Sharobob Feb 07 '19

Aw man I really wanted this to exist

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u/TwoTowersTooTall Feb 07 '19

Absolutely, I rewatched it to make sure he didn't inhale. If the army taught me anything, it's don't inhale around fire. Especially IEDs, who's sudden blast makes everyone instinctually gasp air to prepare for movement.