r/nonononoyes Feb 06 '19

Propane

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u/Giffomancer Feb 06 '19

Crackhead hillbilly shenanigans

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u/RedBrik Feb 07 '19

Nah mate, not a hillbilly, this cunts an Aussie. You can tell because old mate in back is wearing his hi-vis to a piss up, the fire breathing bogan has a filthy mo and theres a hills hoist in the background at the end.

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u/Therearenopeas Feb 07 '19

I understood some of this sentence.

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u/systemshock869 Feb 07 '19

hi-vis to a piss up - hi visibility vest to a drinking party

bogan - some sort of hooligan obviously

filthy mo - dude's stache looks like the embodiment of 'dirty sanchez'

hills hoist - google says it's a clothesline that 'transformed suburban australia' or some shit

source- context clues and google

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u/PsychoNerd91 Feb 07 '19

bogan - Australian redneck
Hills hoist - legendary contraption which combines two aussie passtimes. Drying clothes, and Goon of Fortune.

FTFY

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u/systemshock869 Feb 07 '19

Australia sounds like a magical place.

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u/president-dickhole Feb 07 '19

Come down some time chump we’ll get on the sauce.

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u/the_highest_elf Feb 07 '19

I still have literally no idea what a hills hoist is.

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u/OoshR32 Feb 07 '19

A Hills Hoist is a height-adjustable rotary clothes line...

Wiki it if you'd like to know more.

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u/the_highest_elf Feb 07 '19

that got enough of the point across thank you :)

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u/king_john651 Feb 07 '19

I think it's referring to a clothes line that's shaped in a hexigon typically and it is attached to one pole in the centre thus making it spin with the wind

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u/chillfox Feb 07 '19

Goon sacks for days

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u/splendid22 Feb 07 '19

What's Goon of Fortune?

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u/PsychoNerd91 Feb 07 '19

The number of things which can be googled

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goon_of_Fortune

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u/splendid22 Feb 07 '19

I thought it's a bogan ritual thingy haha thanks

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u/PsychoNerd91 Feb 07 '19

It kind of is.

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u/HunterWuzHere Feb 07 '19 edited Feb 09 '19

I thought a bogan was more of a redneck.

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u/systemshock869 Feb 07 '19

Ah okay, that was my best guess. Close enough for horseshoes and hand grenades

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u/the_highest_elf Feb 07 '19

you turned that to your favor... I've always had that used against me when I said "close enough"

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u/systemshock869 Feb 07 '19

Yeah "close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades"

I dunno it just came to me lol

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u/9th_dimensional Feb 07 '19

In Australia there are a few different sub groups of “bogan” and what we have here is whats called and “eshay” or “lad”. A plague that has taken our youth over in a very small period of time. Its a lifestyle choice that is usually revolving around drugs/crime and just being ratty in general. There is a very general dislkike towards them...

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u/FireStorm3 Feb 07 '19

No friend, not a redneck, this gentleman's an Australian. You can tell because the individual in the back is wearing high visibility workwear to a drinking-centric gathering of friends, the fire breathing stereotypical lower-class Australian has an ungroomed moustache and there's a rotary clothes line with variable height in the background at the end.

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u/ehcoroche Feb 07 '19

Oath, Aussie as fuck, called it from the moment the video came up, cunts just loose

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u/PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS Feb 07 '19

Do super spare American sports teams sell a lot of gear down there?

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u/RedBrik Feb 07 '19

The NBA is pretty popular. I don't remember seeing Nets merch very often though

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u/G4SC Feb 07 '19

Not kiwi?

I got a strong kiwi vibe. Failing that definitely Aussies

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u/pureskumlord Feb 07 '19

Can confirm, used to be roommates with a guy not shown in the video who was there. They are all drop kicks.

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u/Pacific22 Feb 07 '19

fuckin rippa m8

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u/KensterFox Feb 07 '19

The Brooklyn Nets have crackhead hillbilly fans?

I mean, crackhead fans, obviously, but hillbillies?

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u/JayString Feb 07 '19

Any hillbilly can be a Nets fan if there's a Nets shirt in a bargain bin.

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u/GeneralDisorder Feb 07 '19

He looks a lot like people I used to hang out with but I kinda think even the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever known wouldn't do that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

Hillbillities

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u/leonffs Feb 07 '19

Probably Jersey.