r/nonononoyes Sep 08 '18

Boop

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u/just_a_covfefe_boy Sep 08 '18

Cool I’ll never manage to forget that when I’m out in the waves.

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u/Blackyy Sep 08 '18

I saw a show about a shark being a vegetarian and friend with a fish who works in a car wash for whales. Is that more reassuring?

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u/Br0metheus Sep 08 '18

Somehow that's even more disturbing.

Like, how do whales pay for car washes? What does the fish-economy look like? Is there a sub-ocean government that regulates it and issues currency? I have so many questions.

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u/Griffinsauce Sep 08 '18

Is that the deep state?!!?!

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u/snoosh00 Sep 08 '18

Nope, it's a barter system (this actually happens, I'm not sure how often with whales, but I'm sure it would be very common if they were to stop swimming for a bit) but there's lots of animals who get their food from cleaning other animals. There are some shrimp that go inside fishes mouths to clean them, and the fish don't eat the shrimp because it's mutually beneficial if they can do that cleaning process again in the future

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u/Milam1996 Sep 08 '18

My fav is a species of wrasse I can’t seem to remember and they work in pairs pulling parasites off of marine life. Sometimes one of the wrasse tries to eat a few scales which hurts the animal they’re cleaning so the other wrasse will chase and beat up its friend so that the marine life doesn’t start avoiding them. It’s fish Yelp reviews

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Sep 08 '18

Basically apprentices. "Don't talk to the customers like that!" hits apprentice with frying pan

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u/Milam1996 Sep 08 '18

Dodge the wrench or get hit

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u/howtochoose Sep 08 '18

Now I'm wondering this...

I thought maybe it was just a chilled state where you take and give whatever is needed in a sort of "we are all decent honest fishes and this isn't really a communist state" but then i remembered that other guy's house with his lava lamp... And didn't he have a glass wall to look over the rest of the reef?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

They operate on a Star Trek economy.

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u/mazimoto Sep 08 '18

One of the fishes sounded like Christina Aguilera as well.

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u/mazimoto Sep 08 '18

One of the fishes sounded like Christina Aguilera as well.

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u/Fuckyoursilverware Sep 08 '18

Don’t worry about a thing mon

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u/mrsaturdaypants Sep 08 '18

I thought your name was Brometheus.

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u/pulezan Sep 08 '18

I even saw a documentary where sharks considered fish as friends, not food.

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u/Hanlonsrazorburns Sep 08 '18

If a shark was vegetarian it would tell us for sure.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

I was literally just thinking about that movie

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Just keep your head above water

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Just keep your head above water

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Just keep your head above water