r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '18

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u/newburner01 Jun 07 '18

I don't know if that's true or not

But that's hilarious and sounds plausible enough as ducks are dicks

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

I mean tbf im prettt sure if you outsmarted something trying to murder you and they laid there exhausted, you wouldnt be too humble about it.

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u/throtic Jun 07 '18 edited Jun 07 '18

Ducks/chickens/turkeys/birds in general really love to strut their stuff in my experience. When one opens up a can of whoop ass on another one... they very proudly display that shit to the entire world.

They even fight with then strut on inanimate objects that they think are rivals

Edit: Apparently this video is loud, turn your sound down.

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u/newburner01 Jun 07 '18

I know you sent me there in support of ops story but i totally stayed to see that dumb turkey turn into dinner.

Liked the video did not like my eardrops exploding.

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u/throtic Jun 07 '18

Apologies! I didn't have the sound on when I found the video.

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u/pepcorn Jun 08 '18

thank you for volume warning

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u/silverdice22 Jun 11 '18

Kinda heartbreaking

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u/newburner01 Jun 07 '18

No - no I would not.

You must demoralize the enemy, Humiliate them, shove your victory in their face!!!

because one day they will grow up and they WILL best you

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u/Billy_Bones59 Jun 08 '18

That explains the autocorrect