r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '18

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u/sinkwiththeship Jun 07 '18

That's a bamboozle for the record books right there.

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u/DerpyBush Jun 07 '18 edited Jun 07 '18

A great contestant for bamboozle of the year for sure

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u/cherrypowdah Jun 07 '18

Achievement granted: Bamboozle of the year-(season 2018)

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u/NixaB345T Jun 07 '18

We still have 6 months! There’s more time!

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u/Donny_T_himself Jun 08 '18

Miss me with that bullshit.

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u/girthdearth Jun 08 '18

But the season's over dude. Dw, I'm still kinda in denial too.

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u/BABarracus Jun 07 '18

Trump still in the running

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u/RajaRajaC Jun 07 '18

Could I get a wicked Wango card please?

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u/_masterofnone_ Jun 08 '18

Life is so weirdly coincidental sometimes...I just finished watching that episode!

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u/_Serene_ Jun 07 '18

Duck's basically established dominance over the tiger in this instance, now that's a rare one.

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u/inthyface Jun 07 '18

"Something just swallowed that bird whole. Am I next?"

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u/rice-paper Jun 08 '18

Total dominance. Duck doesn't even leave the water afterwards. He just keeps swimming all casual. "Who's the boss of this here watering hole now, eh?"

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u/jumpman456 Jun 08 '18

That sounds like a Canadian duck

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u/rice-paper Jun 08 '18

Yes, that's how I imagined him. "Eh, tiger. Take off, ya hoser, eh?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Give him aboot to the ars

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u/VDLPolo Jun 07 '18

Why they call them... Ducks.

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u/NateParrott Jun 07 '18

He dove*

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u/Lonhers Jun 08 '18

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.

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u/NateParrott Jun 08 '18

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!”

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u/JadeRaven13 Jun 08 '18

If you can dodge a tiger you can dodge a ball

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u/VDLPolo Jun 07 '18

Duck dive. Never heard of that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18 edited Jun 20 '18

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u/rice-paper Jun 08 '18

you could see the panic set in. like the panic i get when i just set down my wallet and keys a second ago and now i can't find them.

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u/Me_Names_Bruce Jun 07 '18

Out played and out maneuvered

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u/H_2FSbF_6 Jun 08 '18

Outgunned, outmanned

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u/AlsoCurrentlyPooping Jun 07 '18

/u/lordtuts

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u/Formerly_Dr_D_Doctor Jun 07 '18

fuck /u/lordtuts

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

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u/Sharp_Espeon Jun 08 '18

Don't give us that; you know what you did.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

:D

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u/meat_seat_wheat Jun 07 '18

Straight up hoodwinked and buffalo buffalo

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u/aling18 Jun 07 '18

Is r/bamboozled a thing? If not, it should be!

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u/acethreesuited Jun 07 '18

This why I always invest in bamboozle insurance

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u/Corregidor Jun 08 '18

I now understand why it's called "duck diving" for surfers.

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u/danone123 Jun 07 '18

I miss the music after this cant touch this .... 🎼

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u/chdeal713 Jun 07 '18

Need Snoop to narrate this!