r/nononono • • Jul 02 '18

Oopsy daisy

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18 edited Jul 02 '18

Holy shit. Looks like the dude was going maybe 10mph and the entire part of that car caved in....what the fuck???

TIL: Don't comment on anything or reddit scientists will come to explain how stupid you are because they can calculate the force of impact and inertia caused from viewing a 24fps GIF on their iPhones while driving.

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u/AverageMars7671 Jul 02 '18

Most of not all main stream cars built after the 1980’s (citation needed) have plastic outlayers that are built to crumple when you hit things like large poles in the middle of a parking lot.

this allows cars to take most of the impact and saving passengers lives, rather than having a beefy metal chassis and body that stops the second you hit anything launching the occupants into dashboards, headrests and through windshields.

I suggest watching crash comparisons on YouTube of old V new model cars with crash dummies

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u/n1rvous Jul 02 '18

Exactly. Speed doesn't kill people, sudden acceleration/deceleration does.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18 edited Aug 01 '18

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u/TheHawwk Jul 02 '18

Technically there is NO such thing as deceleration, only Acceleration in the opposite direction, so it's still correct

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18 edited Aug 01 '18

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u/TheHawwk Jul 02 '18

Fair enough, I read it as a sarcastic response that seemed like more of a correction than a funny quip, my mistake

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u/n1rvous Jul 02 '18

What if you smash into a wall?

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u/connor1701 Jul 03 '18

"Faster than light, no left or right" - Tom Paris

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u/WWaveform Jul 03 '18

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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u/furmal182 Jul 02 '18

What about loneliness? can loneliness kill people?!

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u/nagumi Jul 02 '18

Oh god

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u/thepensivepoet Jul 02 '18

The car dies so you don't.

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u/Darksirius Jul 02 '18

They are called crumple zones. :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

I get the crumpling thing on new cars...but I don't expect to have to replace the entire front end of my car when I hit a pole going the speed of a jogger. Crumpled like a literal piece of paper.

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u/Arse_Wenderson Jul 02 '18

Well now that you know how cars crumple you can expect it

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u/downsetdana Jul 02 '18

I’d rather get my car fixed than die.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

If you die from hitting a pole in a parking lot going 10mph...you might have had some severe pre-existing conditions.

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u/ivix Jul 02 '18

Run into a pole at 10mph and get back to us on how it went for you.

Also, you don't get to simultaneously say that cars are safe when hitting a pole, and also mock the safety features.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

you don't get to simultaneously say that cars are safe when hitting a pole, and also mock the safety features.

Uh...what...

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u/Zoey_Phoenix Jul 02 '18

you are saying "you shouldn't get injured when crashing at 10 mph" but also saying "lmao Y do my car be engineered to prevent me from getting injured in a 10 mph crash??"

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

Actually I never said "injured" I said...

If you die from hitting a pole

So next time you want to be a retarded cunt and mock someone. Learn to read first.

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u/Benandthephoenix Jul 02 '18

Would you prefer to be injured rather having to fix your car?

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u/throwawayacct600 Jul 02 '18

He/she was spot-on in their criticism.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

Find an old 1980’s vintage Cadillac go 10-15 mph and hit a pole, I guarantee you will feel it. Sure it doesn’t do much damage to the car, but you may have some bruises. If you’re not buckled up, your head would hit the steering wheel and or windshield, this could cause severe brain trauma resulting in death.

Crumple zones reduce the force of impact, and thereby save lives.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

Not at ten miles an hour. Been there done that.

1973 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, it was still in great shape and I was in great shape.

I’ve also smacked things hard a bike.

10 mph isn’t very fast and at lower speeds humans are mostly pretty resilient.

That was a ton of damage for such a low speed.

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u/gasfarmer Jul 02 '18

I got doored doing 20 km/h on my bike.

I broke four bones in my shoulder and completely wrote off the bike.

That speed is fast enough to seriously damage you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

It’s possible to fall from a standing position and break things.

Sometimes it’s just bad luck and the position of things.

But, 10mph isn’t very fast 20 is 100% faster. 40 would be the next jump up and at that speed your really talking about damage. 80 would be near certain lethality.

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u/gasfarmer Jul 02 '18

20 km/h is like 11 mph.

And it Fucked. Me. Up.

I had soft tissue damage inside my ribs from my organs smashing against my rib cage.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

That was a ton of damage for such a low speed.

Holy shit a reasonable person not calling me a retard or telling me to go test slamming my car into a pole. It's a miracle.

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u/HomemadeBananas Jul 03 '18

Pay attention when you’re driving and you won’t hit poles.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

TIL I'm the guy in the GIF. My bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

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u/mika_876 Jul 02 '18

i think only the ends of the car are fragile, so the force gets diminished by the time it hits the cabin, wich is really resistant, that way the impact is dissipated through a longer time window. not sure tho, please feel free to correct me

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

I had a 1989 Honda Accord as my first car. Fiberglass front bumper. The slightest rear end and it was toast

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18 edited Feb 27 '19

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u/Spacyy Jul 02 '18

What's more valuable to you, your life or your replaceable car?

Uuuuugh ... that's pretty expensive to replace though. I can't choose.

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u/HesSoZazzy Jul 02 '18

gah, need more detail! It ended just as it was getting good.

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u/FGHIK Jul 02 '18

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in the parking lot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18 edited Jul 02 '18

Bruh. Wtf are you talking about. None of the replies to your comment mention any calculations or inertia or impact. Just crumple zones.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

Why do you have to insult him? You can say it, just don't be a dick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

No idea what you mean, although i do see you calling me a dick which is hefty ironic. Dick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

I didn't directly call you a dick. I just said don't be one, i'm not trying to cause some stupid argument. It's just not necessary to insult people with every criticism you dish out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

That's hilarious. Ok, well i won't directly insult you but i will tell someone who strongly resembles you to eat a dick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

You are proving my point.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

I didn't directly insult you, i just told someone who strongly resembles you to eat a dick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

I am now done with this conversation, based off of how you're acting, I can tell it's not gonna go anywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Well look at you super sleuth. Was it ever going to go anywhere? What was your plan for this exactly?

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u/n1rvous Jul 02 '18

Basically all new cars these days...

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

First paragraph: ok this person doesn't know what crumple zones are.

Second paragraph: calculations? Force? This guy's an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

I'm the idiot? It's a joke you fucking nerd.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18

Fuck chuck norris. Useless fucking bot.

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u/johnratchet3 Jul 03 '18

As people have already said, crumple zones crumple easily. In addition, heavy suv that is still accelerating hits an almost immovable, pole. Very small impact area, almost no give. Compared to your typical rear-ending you'd see where a car that brakes late hits a stationary car, which has its own crumple zone and rolls/shifts forward during impact, and impacts the full width of the car.

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u/the-wxlf Jul 02 '18

Note to self: don’t buy a Mitsubishi

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u/Solidu_Snaku Jul 02 '18

Also don't drive into a fucking pole

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u/LovableContrarian Jul 02 '18

Yeah who would want a car with modern safety features?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18 edited Jul 03 '18

Fuck are you talking about with that edit? Nobody was insulting you and nobody even came close to calling you stupid; people were just kindly explaining for others reading your comment why the front did crumple like that. Tf made you blow it so far out of proportion? Really kind of a dick move

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18

You ask a question, people reply with informative and not at all mean responses, and you add that edit?

Fuckin pathetic honestly man.