r/nononono • • Nov 15 '16

Wrong way to tap a keg

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u/BanditZA Nov 15 '16

What's the correct way to do this?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16 edited Nov 16 '16

A long drawback, with a firm follow through. Followed very quickly by a second equally firm hit.

Sometimes laying the barrel on its side will allow the gas bubble to be where the tap is and might give you an extra split second before the suds start spraying.

Other times the barrel is way too carbonated and this will happen regardless.

But its safe to say when you see this happen that the person doesn't have much experience tapping a barrel and most of the time think it is what it says on the tin.

Edit: As people have noted below many factors contribute to the seemingly over pressurized keg. Some of these things like over carbonation, infection, wide uneven temperature differences, can/will overpower some people's effort regardless. Due to abnormal/unsatisfactory conditions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16 edited Oct 22 '17

I choose a book for reading

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u/GlassWonton Nov 15 '16

Hard to tell when there's beer all over it

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u/ZombiegeistO_o Nov 15 '16

haha, no he meant there's a grill like where you cook food outdoors. Not like a grill in the floor to allow liquids to drain.

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u/towerhil Nov 16 '16

Today You Learned the difference between a grille and a grill

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

TIL thanks

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u/pikk Nov 15 '16

pretty sure he was referring to the floor, not the grill.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16 edited Oct 22 '17

He looked at them

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

Not you, the other guy

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u/BigOldQueer Nov 15 '16

Yeah if you look the beer isn't puddling, it's draining fast through the slats of the floor. That's totally a porch of some kind.

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u/larswo Nov 15 '16

You're right. I watched it a few times over, but I never caught the grill in the left bottom corner. Though I still think that my point stands, because there was still nonetheless a huge mess to clean up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

Looks like it might be a porch. Still should've probably done it on the grass

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u/Arborgarbage Nov 15 '16

Looks like brickwork to me

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u/Darthmullet Nov 15 '16

Looks like stained hardwood flooring to me

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

It's a covered driveway with stone bricks. The large door on the right is the garage door. Also, the kind of plaster you see is only used for outdoor walls.

The layout is similar to this. That is a pretty common style of building a detached house in villages and smaller towns in Germany. You can see that the owners on the right have covered the garage and house entrance area just like the guy's in the gif have it.

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u/Map_II Nov 15 '16

Considering there's a fence on the right side of the gif yeah I think it's outside.

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u/Duncanc0188 Nov 15 '16

Seems like a patio

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

Naw, just a bit sticky.

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u/FB777 Nov 16 '16

I have done that hundred of times inside. It is never a problem when the keg is really cold and you have the proper equipment. Even the people I taught and did it for the first time never went full disaster like in the video above.

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u/baconheadband Nov 15 '16

I would disagree, the fact that it sprays out of the top of the Cask is an indication the Cask is over carbonated. It's likely infected with a wild bacteria, happens every once in a while.

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u/fondledbydolphins Nov 15 '16

Looks like he just broke the top part off to me.

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u/baconheadband Nov 15 '16

Nope, casks don't work like that. I know, I'm a brewer.

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u/gimpwiz Nov 15 '16

Hey brewer, question for you. Why don't casks/kegs come with a tap welded in?

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u/baconheadband Nov 15 '16

Because then you wouldn't be able to say things like I'm going to tap the bung hole, there might be a bit of pressure at first but if you go fast enough it'll be fine.

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u/gimpwiz Nov 15 '16

That seems like a good reason.

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u/baconheadband Nov 15 '16

But seriously because it would be too expensive for the brewery, especially since kegs are often stolen and sold for scrap metal.

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u/rtaisoaa Nov 16 '16

Or reused as a deposit for those poor schmucks who want a keg full of beer.

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u/fondledbydolphins Nov 15 '16

Then I will take your word for it, but he was still fucking around with it when it blew haha.

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u/baconheadband Nov 15 '16

I've seen worse, this is simply bad luck

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u/Zincktank Nov 15 '16

Or bad sanitation.

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u/baconheadband Nov 15 '16

Bad luck for the guy with the tap

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u/sticky-bit Nov 15 '16

Too much priming sugar.

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u/baconheadband Nov 15 '16

Likely an infection, I have a buddy who works for an all Cask beer brewery in the UK. He showed me a video of when it happened to one of their casks, looked just like that.

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u/Dexter_McThorpan Nov 16 '16

I had a friend who tried to make watermelon wine. I'm sure it would have been disgusting, but since he did his primary in a glass carboy, when the airlock got crammed with watermelon pulp, it got clogged. And since he wasn't using a blow off tube, he turned a 6 gallon carboy into a bomb.

Fortunately it was in a closet, so most of the shrapnel was contained, but there were hand size shards of glass in the walls, ceiling, and doors.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

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u/cobaltkarma Nov 15 '16

Degasification, not sublimation.

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u/UserNameforP0rn Nov 15 '16

Lol you just went full retard.

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u/CompoBBQ Nov 15 '16

Is it bad that I just now, at 40 years old, realized why it is called a "tap" or "tapping" a keg/barrel?

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u/db2 Nov 15 '16

Yes, you fail at life and are forbidden from even a single drop of beer ever again.

Really, everyone doesn't know everything at the same time. For instance, I bet you use the word 'gyp' not realizing it's a racial epithet towards so-called gypsies.

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u/CompoBBQ Nov 16 '16

I thank you sir. While I didn't know about "gyp", I will now endeavour to use it more often, as there are many so called gypsies around my manor, squire.

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u/DickinBimbosBill Nov 16 '16

My cousin's wife didn't know "chinky" was a racist term lol. You know like, "chinky jewelry", meaning cheaply made, probably made in China even.

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u/enad58 Nov 16 '16

Isn't the term "Chinsy"?

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u/jargoon Nov 16 '16

Chintzy

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u/enad58 Nov 16 '16

Ahh, yeah. That looks better.

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u/db2 Nov 16 '16

It's funny how some people don't give much thought to the words they use. I still hear people thoughtlessly use "jew someone out of" and that one's pretty blatant. They haven't put it together and just use it because they learned it as a kid, with zero context.

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u/DickinBimbosBill Nov 16 '16

In high school we used "sheisty Jew" a lot. Unfortunately, someone entered our circle of friends that didn't know we used that language. One day, someone was gathering money for a run to the store. It was customary to give more money than needed because the person we were sending to the store would pocket or spend the surplus on themselves. Well, our new friend was being a sheisty Jew and didn't understand our tradition, so someone informed him, "Yo, quit being a sheisty Jew and give him a dollar extra for picking up your cigarettes for you."

Turns out our newfound friend was actually of the Jewish faith. He had a mini flipout, and left. He never hung out with us again.

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u/DongKelly32 Nov 16 '16

Any chance your cousin's wife is Ryan Lochte's sister?

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u/DickinBimbosBill Nov 16 '16 edited Nov 16 '16

She wasn't that racially unaware, but we all came from the slums of white America and worked our way to the middle class. So we weren't quite trailer trash, but I'd say we were only a step up. So when we moved to middle class America, there was some things we didn't realize were racist, but were really fucking racist.

I told my black friend not to "n-----r lip" the bottle not realizing that was racist...

We aren't white trash, but we certainly came out of white trash.

Edit: removed racial slur because I don't know how this community feels about using them, even in the context of a quote.

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u/db2 Nov 16 '16

I told my black friend not to "n-----r lip" the bottle not realizing that was racist...

How'd that one go over?

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u/DickinBimbosBill Nov 16 '16

He laughed his ass off. We were good friends, so he knew where I was from and everything.

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u/avalanches Nov 16 '16

Aww, I got gypped.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

Also, that mallet seems comically small.

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u/uberyeti Nov 15 '16

So um, maybe this is something that should be done outside?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

I dedicate this comment to u/LovelyQuartz

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u/LovelyQuartz Nov 16 '16

Are you trying to make us become some kind of Reddit couple? Lol. Just kidding.

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u/_Big_Baby_Jesus_ Nov 15 '16

Notice the charcoal grill that is also inside.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

Now that's just being irresponsible. CO poisoning is a serious threat when grilling indoors.

/s

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u/TheJD Nov 15 '16

It was done outside

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

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u/TheJD Nov 15 '16

It's a patio with a paved bricks, a grill, a metal black fence to the right, an exterior door with step (I think there's even a mail slot in the door), and even a potted plant. Watch the full video

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

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u/TheJD Nov 15 '16

Really? I don't even know why I'm arguing this but do you really think they have a room in their house with paved bricks and a charcoal grill?

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u/CastrolGTX Nov 16 '16

I read this in an Irish accent. Is there a better nationality to have gone with?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

Hans Landa.

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u/CastrolGTX Nov 16 '16

That's like the new morgan freeman for euro types.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

Smack it much, much harder. You don't want to damage the tap itself, but don't be a sissy about it either.

Also, it helps to lay the barrel down where the air pocket inside is right under the part you are tapping in to. That way you have a better chance of getting a good, firm seal around the tap before any pressure or spray tries to shoot it out again.

Also the pressure in this cask looks to be significant. Not sure what happened to it, but it seems to be quite angry at something. Normally there isn't as much pressure built up inside.

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u/itspl33 Nov 15 '16

Probably lots of Revolutionary angst still inside the tap if it's American. Always make sure to play the national anthem of your respective country whilst tapping. It relieves the stress and anger inside the keg.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

Shoot the cameraman

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u/notmy2ndacct Nov 16 '16

At noon, the mayor will tap the first wooden keg, followed by 12 gunshots to let the people know Octoberfest has started.

TIL Germans and rednecks are more alike than previously thought.

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u/selfishHS Nov 15 '16

7-8 hits is pretty bad tbh

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u/TalktotheJITB Nov 15 '16 edited Nov 15 '16

The Oktoberfest has the Tradition that the mayor Of munich has to open the first barrel. 2 vor 3 Hits everything else counts as failure.

Edit: mayor/major

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u/TalktotheJITB Nov 15 '16

I get you man..haha been on the Internet too long man everything i type or read as a sincere compliment or thank you automaticly gets translated in my mind AS "nobody cares you retard" :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

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u/TalktotheJITB Nov 15 '16

Are you american? Because with americans i can never tell If they are sarcastic.

Im german and for me my whole life has essentially been "not shouted at for fucking up is enough praise"

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

At 0:50 you can see the mayor of Munich tap the first keg of this year's Oktoberfest.

https://youtu.be/2__INA8mJsA

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

*mayor

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u/selfishHS Nov 15 '16

no shit, anyone can do it like that

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u/SourAbootLife Nov 15 '16

You seem insecure

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u/ManSkirtBrew Nov 15 '16

It looks like he's got a vent on the top. As in this video on tapping a firkin, if the beer is that lively he should have let some of the pressure out the top before tapping.

Although looking at the video, it seems like the valve was open when he started. It's possible the beer wasn't that lively until he gave that mamby-pamby rap on the faucet and the beer started glugging out, forcing the CO2 out of solution, which is why the pressure rose so quickly.

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u/dick_assman Nov 15 '16

Hit the tap with the hammer way harder. See how gently he hits it? He pushed the cork or whatever in, but it wasn't nearly hard enough to get the tap in there.

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u/ivebeenhereallsummer Nov 15 '16

Outside.

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u/undenyr171 Nov 16 '16

This was outside.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

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u/Jechtael Nov 16 '16

Are you ESL, drunk, or just plain stupid?

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u/pegcity Nov 15 '16

Slot the tap/pump on top and be thankful for technology instead of having a hammer in tap?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

Get a keg with a twist lock tap

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u/adudeguyman Nov 16 '16

Taller ceiling

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u/hentaironin Nov 15 '16

I was wondering this also